Short Clean House Poems

dirty,
maid,
clean house 
summer is here...

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my name  sam
and i am
good  to  be around
i  clean  house up and down
i  don't just  stare
i  do care
and play fair
makes repair
put  me in your dailey plan
am a
HANDYMAN...

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Clean House Horn Haiku

A clean house we have
Loved by both me and my wife
And God was there to.

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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Spring Cleaning

Must dust
Clean rug

Cleaning orders

Mop floor
To door

Cranky Cleaner

Clutter
Mutter

Secret of a happy spouse

Clean House*
Glad Spouse

*Written by Tim Smith...

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If they do not acknowledge you? 
Go hard.

When they don’t have a chair for you? 
Build one;

If you’re seen as a natural disaster ? 
Clean house;

When you’ve spent all you have? 
Do work;

To ensure you’re seen as capital letters?
Write loud....

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Clean House
(Acrostic)

Clutter cleaning clients
lazy as can be
enduring years of mayhem
attitude- I don’t Clean!
nobody picks things up only make a mess.

House piled high with garbage
odors hiding out and no one sees
under neath that bed
shouting somebody help me please!
evidence of shame...

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Daisy, Lilac, Roses bloom
Ripen fruit, green trees
Clean house, fresh scent 
Sugar bunny, candy sweet 

Beach party
Sweet fried foods
Dance songs, music beats
River water, kayak rowed 

Dried trees
Carve meats
Scary story
Trick, Treat

Small gifts
Sings carol 
Shiny light
Snowy night 



19/12/2017
Sponsor: Rhoda Tripp
Fem Bogstaver (Danish)...

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Sleepless nights
Hot & heavy fights
Slump over the couch
Mumbling the words ouch!

Give me some time 
To figure things out
To clean house

Better to be honest
Than to perpetuate the myth
That I’m in love with you

Heaven & hell could be ours
But happiness 
Could never be ours

Afraid of giving in
Always stepping in
A pile of lies

I know your heart
You know my thoughts
Lets break free from each-other
Let’s start seeing other people....

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Oh! sometimes in the snowy 
mist of my dreams.
I see you mom.
I know way back then.
You were unhappy.
The clean house
The perfect smile.
The pearls on your neck.
The imperfect marriage.
I know you had to leave him.
Your heart was too empty
Too vacant to carry on.
But what did I do mom?.
All I wanted was your
Kiss goodnight.
Your soft lips 
cooling my fevers.
I miss you mom.
But I hope you found
Your place of sweetness.
I know I am still looking
For mine....

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Charlotte kept the house cleaner than anyone else.
She washed and scrubbed and vacuumed until it was an obsession.
Her husband wanted her time, but she had none to spare.
As a housewife, she was determined to deep clean daily.

Her house was her kryptonite; she was super cleaner.
Let’s go on vacation, he would say. Let’s stay in bed a little longer.
Let’s go out to eat. But she was determined to be a success.
She successfully ran him out of her life and her clean house....

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