Short Carping Poems
Short Carping Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Carping by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Carping by length and keyword.
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(2-4-6 syllables).
Seagulls,
Carping, such dulls,
A peaceful smiling lulls....
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Categories:
carping, appreciation, giggle, peace,
Form:
Rhyme
He's Driving Her Crazy
A nervous old driver from Barking
Was awful at driving and parking
He’d curse and he’d cuss
Make such a huge fuss
And suffer his wife’s constant carping
6th March 2015...
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Categories:
carping, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Silence Is Golden
A lady who lived in Korea
Had terrible verbal diarrhea
Her hubby called Bill
Said, “Keep your tongue still,
Quit carping and bending my ear”
Bill’s desperate for a lil’ peace
But her acid tongue will not cease
From morning to night
He gets no respite
From nagging needs some release
Bill seeks advice from friend Odette
She says, “Buy a gag as a threat”
His wife takes the hint
She desists, its mint
Bill’s over the moon you can bet!...
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Categories:
carping, humorous, peace,
Form:
Limerick
General Failures In Australia
Nonsense feeders, just useless
Impeders, slow and lazy in a walk
To cake, sluggish decievers wasting
Space; even though theres plenty of
It they still waste it we're sure of it
Coulden't they be in canary yellow?
So all could avoid the stupid fellows.'
Have they got familiy? Who'd own
These bums, david hurly might be one?
He's quite the lyre-bird we've heard.'
In thrall to the who-lers mark my words!
Sack the lot.' Kick them out.' Carping
Skiters, that have no clout.'...
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Categories:
carping, absence, abuse, character, courage, horror, integrity,
Form:
Verse