Short Carburetor Poems
Short Carburetor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Carburetor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Carburetor by length and keyword.
Dire Stait Vogon-
Dire Stait Vogan
Aint been in self notting ham
can't pure poured pig nostrils
wont chiff hanger choths bear kuddles
shant carburetor trial alphalawn
ain't all dentist parraish becon
can't worms don’t have teeth
width naw teeth I don’t eat
6/5/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©
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Categories:
carburetor, addiction, adventure, analogy, community, confusion,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Can You Relate
My generator will not generate,
My regulator will not regulate,
My carburetor will not carburet,
So I guess I’ll just be……
L
A
T
E!!!!
My oscillator will not oscillate,
The percolator will not percolate,
This incinerator will not incinerate,
There’s nothing to do but meditate!
I will no longer contemplate
About that which I hesitate
To even stop and give debate
AIN’T LIFE GREAT!!!!!...
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Categories:
carburetor, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Brain Dead Airhead Co-Ed
So, stranded on Framingham Turnpike,
I walked from the corpse of my Vette
(Unsure just what gasoline burns like),
as far as my high heels could get.
The tow trucker guy got my blood up,
his big chest all covered in hair.
He wordlessly lifted the hood up,
and studied the engine with care.
I’d let the poor pistons get wet, or
my battery somehow went flat?
He said, “Crap in the damn carburetor.”
“How often, dude, must I do that?”
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Categories:
carburetor, car,
Form:
Rhyme