Short Butts Poems

.
turtles 
can breathe 
through their 
butts
....

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blood sucking creatures 
annoying pain in the butts 
are mosquitoes men...

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No ifs or ands; we’re having butts ~
    At this conjunction, beef's simply nuts....

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tossing butts to wind
planet earth seemingly
one big ashtray



posted on July 16, 2018...

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you see its you look
you get hook
you won't touch
you so its so much
sometime you get
its
SEX AND BIG BUTT...

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2 cups
1 one for Ale
1 for butts
1 for Love
   The 3 of us
   Two cups
   innan hotel
graydye the god poet...

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on the street 
underneat
your put in  trace
feeling of romance
make you dance
to watch
BIG BUTTS AND HOT PANTS...

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tell you
this what i do
stand on the corner
sometime a lonener
watch big butts
some i won't touch
i demand it
AM A 
BOOTY BANDED...

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A big butt is my sister’s curse 
Her landmark is legend of verse
Small minds would unwrap
As sun it would sap
Her clothes need a map to transverse...

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Cigarette butts pressed into the ashtray.
Yellow fingers from nicotine. 
Wrinkled face!
Squeezed inside!
No passion!
No life !
Drown in misery ......

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When Elephants in the room start wildly wackin'
Bring in dah Donkeys ta send their butts a packin'





Bite Size Contest: Line Gauthier
Nov 2021...

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it was a jam
some call sam
 music that jump
butts that thump
you get down and wet
there is banger
at this party
call
HALLOWEEN AND SEX
AND SWINGER...

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I’d help but
I wish I could but
I think it’s great but
I’d try to stop him but
I’d give her my opinion but
I get tired of all of these butts, don’t you?...

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To billionaires t-rump's a tool
He covers their butts as if stool
Fake news discussions
By the rich and the Russians
Convinced voters this t-ass should rule...

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Gyrating naked body flesh
Grinding thumping boobs and butts press
"Toys" part of this wild scene
Chains and whips  being mean
For battle wounds hidden not seen...

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A royalty rest for small and big butts ~ everybody can enjoy the ride







 
   07.11.2016
 - Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
   Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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Butts are fine for any type of cleason
Where all are lign for any line of reason
That all are pined for
any kind of deason
So all who'd know
far any kind of feason...

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The Butt of Life!

True faithful righteous
May find their butts bashed against
Thoughtless sharp lampoons. 

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 16, 2010
Poetic form: Senryu...

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Sitting on our butts day after day is not enjoyable; it is a living hell with pure soreness.
Disappointed because we don’t stand.
Curse to the cubicle islands.
Marx was right....

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Cigarette butts pressed into the ashtray.
 Yellowed fingers from nicotine.
Prematurely aged face,
Wrinkled.
Squeezed inside.
No passion.
Without life.
Drown in his own misery ......

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Kiwi felt like a giant klutz
Tried to fly, but he fell on his butts.
After six attempts, said “this is nuts”.
He began to walk then from huts to huts.
Here he comes; he is a p...........

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Dear Winter, sorry we're breaking up
Summer is a lot nicer and bikinis show ladies' butts
Fall really sucks
But Spring wakes us up
So Summer wins my vote no matter what...

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There once was a man with the last name Butts  
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut

Not an original idea......

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It's December 3rd and still no white stuff
This ole earth has decided we've had enough
We're messing things up
Sitting here on our butts
Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff...

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Ginger had an ice cream covered in nuts
But the nuts took revenge on Ginger's guts
Alike a pea-shooter
They shot from his hooter 
Now he has a burning pain betwixt butts....

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