Short Butts Poems
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A big butt is my sister’s curse
Her landmark is legend of verse
Small minds would unwrap
As sun it would sap
Her clothes need a map to transverse
No big butts for him. He liked her slim.
Turn around, turned on, he couldn’t deny it,
when she slipped on those padded briefs.
She modeled those steamy lacy undies
and now he loves, even more, of his wife.
8/31/2022
Life should never include ifs, ands, or butts
Especially the butts, they're made for those who lust
There's something about anuses
Attached to gorgeous waitresses
Maintain your composure, remain calm you must
The jig was up
and the seller got the shaft
as the fletcher (all a-quiver)
pricing feathers (more arrows for to craft)
saw the target total cost (legal tender)
as sky-high (yet altho' not immoral)
let fly and shot his bolt (at the vender)
which started quite the quirky quarrel
Precisely why are we here today
working out butts off for so little pay
When will we have universal basic income
For that, let's get out there and bang the drum
Work can be tedious, deadly, demeaning
especially when it's arduous scrubbing and cleaning
They say that 'Hard work's never hurt anyone'
What if we find out ~ They're totally wrong!
Bud's Butts, have become a profound
thought and display of art, from his natural
touch. Come one, Come all to The Bud
Royers Cafe, in Roundtop,Texas. And
Inhale Bud's Butts. Truly, you will leave
elated and fulfilled from his wonderous
Art Of Cooking and Loving Diningroom
Pure Thoughts.
Form:
Under the bleachers, I do declare.
Some undergarments and underwear.
All exposed with little fear.
Will anyone see? It's not real clear.
Little Johnny plots with rubber bands.
While all these butts become his fans.
These rubber bands, they soon will fly.
Spectators will jump up for the sky.
He strikes at will, the sting they bring.
Both hands they cup, on buns they cling.
Little Johnny laughs, heads for the hills.
The screams he hears, does give him thrills.