Under the Bleachers - By Seamore Butts

Under the bleachers, I do declare.
Some undergarments and underwear.
All exposed with little fear.
Will anyone see? It's not real clear.

Little Johnny plots with rubber bands.
While all these butts become his fans.
These rubber bands, they soon will fly.
Spectators will jump up for the sky.

He strikes at will, the sting they bring.
Both hands they cup, on buns they cling.
Little Johnny laughs, heads for the hills.
The screams he hears, does give him thrills.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Allison Avatar
November 21, 2020 at 5:00 PM
absolutely priceless mark - am sure there is more to be told about seamore butts lol:-) hugs jan xx
Koplin Avatar
November 23, 2020 at 12:36 PM
Indeed, thanks Jan!
Shaw Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 11:11 AM
Ouch, did little Johnny, just do me there, the little blighter . . . ; )
Koplin Avatar
March 24, 2020 at 11:36 AM
He got you. That little Johnny is a naughty little bugger.
Delaney Avatar
March 22, 2020 at 7:58 PM
That’s so funny, Mark We had one of the Seymour Buns dolls in our truck window, It was hilarious when you let the pants drop down. Thanks for the giggle. SuZ
Koplin Avatar
March 23, 2020 at 1:19 PM
I'm glad I made you smile. Thanks
Cunningham Avatar
March 22, 2020 at 3:22 AM
Love the humour Mark, we need lots of it in these dark times. Tom
Koplin Avatar
March 22, 2020 at 5:10 AM
Thanks Tom
Rodrigues Avatar
March 21, 2020 at 7:09 PM
Love the whimsy of this one! My grandsons are 5 and 11 and yes, they are mischievous too...lol!
Koplin Avatar
March 22, 2020 at 5:09 AM
I hope I make some smiles.
Michael Avatar
March 21, 2020 at 4:39 PM
Nice one...Must be a really naughty boy...
Koplin Avatar
March 22, 2020 at 5:09 AM
Little Johnny....oh yea!!
Koplin Avatar
March 21, 2020 at 4:32 PM
Just for a laugh and to get your minds off of life.
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