Short Bunk Bed Poems

Gootle writes an ad
                                        "All Americans bunk bed
                                            But neither is dead"...

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I visited an empty house today
I found elephants with mirrors on its hide
And a dromedary with fluffy yarn 
That raggedy Anne wore for hair

I asked if I could have the records
She had given me one year when I had
Turned six years old and had a bunk bed 

And an electric ionizer next to 
A terrarium with a newt that
I cared about but did not understand
Why her life was as important as mine....

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Sailing solo is unsafe
and it's not much fun
one winds up talking to oneself
before the day is done
but a bad day on the water
or so someone said
beats a good day at the office
(and I would know)
snug in my bunk bed
so gentlemen here's a tip for you
as all good sailors do
(when they want to wee believe you me)
remain seated throughout the performance
when you go to the head (loo) or WC
...

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