Short Bum Steer Poems

Now Israel’s a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn’s bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate...

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Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling

Are times that lies Trump is telling;
With big mouth yelling and yelling;
A bum steer;
Pain in rear;
Had been seeing big head swelling.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick

All rules and regulations repudiated
Trump has been horrible and hated
From him have had a bum steer
Full of agony and much fear
Should leave us alone and be sedated.

Jim Horn...

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Afraid of Trump

Hope that Trump's history does disappear
Being President all of us now do fear
And sure thinks he is a know it all
He loves being in a bar room brawl
Definitely gave supporters a bum steer.

Jim Horn...

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Management Style More Like A Menagerie

What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more like a menagerie.

Jim Horn...

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Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku

We all could be cured
If by Trump where never lured
By God were assured.

Learned there was a leak
So Trump we started to seek
Orange hair with red check.

Been given bum steer
Went away who we did fear
Hillary is here.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?

Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?

If a broke cowboy saddled with a nag,
a dark horse of a different colour
that's queer,
were bent, a crooked rustler,
would he sell you a bum steer?
...

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