Short Buck Naked Poems

Lady Godiva
Didn’t need a drivah
Buck naked on a mare
Those good chocolates stored where?

March 25, 2019

For contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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What the fish saw
I cannot still unsee
Naked, stark naked
Sitting there was
Uncle sam and
The statue of liberty
Buck naked at
The playboy mansion
So much for old fashioned
I guess this has been going
On for some time
Our leaders our washingtons
Have hardly shaped a
Mountain side
United Free States of America (North and South)...

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A good friend told me
"Tonight is perfect for moon bathing, "
So I am lying in the backyard
Buck naked on a mended blanket
and praying to God my neighbor
Has gone away for the weekend.


THIRD PLACE WINNER
June 13, 2021
submitted to "BITE SIZE POEM #6" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Line Gautier

FIFTH PLACE WINNER
December 20, 2020
submitted to "MAKE ME LAUGH WITH SOME HUMOR" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin

FEATURED POETRY SOUP POEM
March 20, 2022...

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I saw your grandmother
in an old black and white photo
it was in a silver frame,
she was buck naked in a Buick,
I thought: 'Hey you.’

I saw you on a 
`who's your baby-daddy' show
you were in the audience;
you had a pic of the killer
Ernesto (Che) Guevara
on your T,
he looked like me
and I said, ‘Hey you.’

Behind old photographs
all our secret lives
remain radioactive.

At the funeral home
I watch you enter the flames,
saw silver frames melting
and I thought: ‘Hey you.’...

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