Short Bouncer Poems

Pope Frances was a night club bouncer.
I’m not lying, I’m not a flouncer.
I know it’s odd.
He still loved God.
The devil he grabbed and called a pouncer....

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Vulpine barhopper
bays pick up line to new moon
Mama-dum-day-do

Feline target wails
unsheathing sharp claws to show
Hatee-hatee- ho

Grizzly bouncer comes
rescues feline in distress
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!...

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Standing listing, leaning against the wall.
Danced lots. drank shots. Friends out having a ball.
Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt,
imbibed too much and chased a skirt.
Group hug. Uber call. Another good pub crawl.

-Angel Fatale-...

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yessir ...us ole guys sure, 
do love anchovies on our pizza....
right back to 74 when as a bouncer on the door,
 at 3am id get me some , 
from luckys Pizza some,
 In the valley, bloody yum... 
and the crowd would yell for more...

 re: Robert Pettit " Anchovies On My Pizza" 
yum

 Don...

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Robert Petit,

sounds great mate,
used 2 be a bouncer once,
but that was back awhile,
wake up with some tartly tart,
to escape with half a  smile.

Poe was  he the raven guy,
 with the bust of pallas, 
who nevermore was unsure,
struck oil down there in Dallas ....

yes im being infantile?

Don...

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Sneak out the frontdoor
Daylight

Walk down the pavement
Barefoot

Skate down the hill on the street
Other way

Get a friends car
unknowingly

Drive to the cinema
-16

Follow the crowd
No ticket

Throw popcorn at the screen
"OUT!"

Wrestle with the bouncer
claws

Found in jail: "Mom um yeah... i know you grounded me and all-"
Wreckless...

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It’s my deathbed piano sonata 
Fond farewell I say to a lotta 
Note: At door there’s a fist-- 
A bouncer with the list 
Of any persona non grata  


Author's Note: This was inspired by my neighbor Lillian.  We were talking the other day about dying and the fact that certain relatives would not be welcome at the party--the ones who have been nothing but trouble in life.  Can't we at least enjoy our own demise?...

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Lord, deliver me from pride-filled arrogance
For it is perfectly clear, I should not dance,
No matter how much I envy others’ their prance.
These days I dare not even risk the chance
I should've known, I saw the bouncer glance,
But that disco beat actually had me in a trance.
Years of practice my dancing did not enhance,
Last time I tried, they showed me the entrance!

written December 15, 2021...

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Get the ball
Get the ball
Get the ball
Family legend has it,
that was my famous toddler call
Before I could walk,
and even barely crawl,
I was a baby bouncer
who loved to toss the ball
Big brother Michael
was my golden retriever
Get the ball
Get the ball
Get the ball
Look, I made my brother smile, y'all
Because the game is over,
once the ball starts rolling
down the steps at the end of the hall...

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Tom dug deep in dell
had been on the way to hell
would sit for short spell

Brady we could tell
in love all the women fell
head started to swell

who would take Tom's place
down new candidate will chase
between ears short space

be big bar bouncer
a super sports announcer
some event sponsor

was Tom Brady
many deals may be shady
loved by each lady 

Mobility Ability Full of Senility

need ability
to have much mobility
also agility...

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NOT ON THE LIST

I assumed the mantle of an entitled snob
Pushing toward the bouncer in a tuxedo
Some bruiser of a guy, but it’s just a job

I suspect that he had an unsatisfied libido
Patting down the girls for guns and stuff
But I wonder, why does it affect me so

After a few minutes I had seen enough
I stepped forward with my clenched fist
Hoping after all, that he wasn’t so tough

He smiled that satisfied grin and hissed
Sorry old fellah, you’re not on the list

...

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A stitch in time saves nine
Doctors and nurses all around him
Maintaining his pulse above the flat line
The vodka got his tongue loose
Dissing the bouncer who was way bigger
Too bad he had a short fuse
And beat the drunk up like John Cena





 ( this is based on a true story, i had a friend who felt like he owned the club whenever he was high and one day he run his mouth to a bouncer who had a temper and he knocked his lights out, if you are having fun don't cross other people's boundaries)...

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