Short Bieber Poems
Short Bieber Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bieber by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bieber by length and keyword.
Herod`s
Celebrity Blowout
New Years Eve
Extravaganza
Starring Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
The Republic Candidates for President
and a Cast of Thousands
Now we can Love
New York
Blackout
Night of Orgiastic
Capitalist
Greed, Anarchy
and Lust
Occupy New Years Eve ?
The Philistines
They wouldn't Dare !
Categories:
bieber, political, new years day,
Form:
I do not know?
Two limericks
There is a truth I must tell and it is a whopper
I don't come from much, but married a Hopper
I'm not playing games
When I make it rain
Though unintentional, I have became a name dropper
I have seven missed calls from Justin Bieber
My stacks of fan mail just keep getting steeper
I hate to be vain
But can't entertain
Every filthy rich and famous creeper
Categories:
bieber, fun,
Form:
Limerick
f*ck justin bieber
f*ck harold and kumar
f*ck huey lewis
f*ck star trek
f*ck everything that isn't classical music
f*ck art that doesn't make sense who the f*ck would pay
5 billion dollars for splotches
of
paint
f*ck mariah carey
f*ck reading books
get a kindle god dammit
it's 2012
and people still read books
and listen to the beatles
what the f*ck is wrong with you troglodytes
Categories:
bieber, art, culture, philosophy, satire, self, society, technology,
Form:
Free verse
Billy Joel's stories were top notch
Always enjoyed his music very much
He claimed only the good die young
So what have you been up to my old chum?
Grew up with bands like Three Days Grace
With mad Gontier screaming in my face
Bobbed my head to the heavy sound
But the constant rage really brought me down
Now there's kids like Justin Bieber
I claim bubonic, they say it's fever
Not his "music" that makes people stare
It's because of that ridiculous hair!
Categories:
bieber, humorous, music,
Form:
Clerihew
Where’s my Halloween candy brother?
You ate it right?
Don’t give me that look,
It was you for sure!
Now I’ve warned you before,
Only last week!
You eat my candy and it will happen!
You know what ‘it’ means!
Tied up and locked in the shed
With a sock in your mouth
Forced against your will,
To listen to Justin Bieber!!
And don't think Mom and Dad can save you!!
If I were your brother Poetry contest
Sponsor - Bobby May
Date of entry - 29/10/19
Categories:
bieber, humorous, silly,
Form:
Free verse