Name Dropper Inspired By Contest

Two limericks There is a truth I must tell and it is a whopper I don't come from much, but married a Hopper I'm not playing games When I make it rain Though unintentional, I have became a name dropper I have seven missed calls from Justin Bieber My stacks of fan mail just keep getting steeper I hate to be vain But can't entertain Every filthy rich and famous creeper