Short Bender Poems

Short Bender Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bender by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bender by length and keyword.


Star Power

He wanted to be a contender
So Marlon set out on a bender
But nary a pub
Sold beer by the tub
Elvis knew he'd return to cinder
Form: Limerick


Jen Der Bender

A transgender girl in Milan
Must guard when she goes to the can
She may wish to sit
Or truly commit
And pee on the floor like a man!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member On a Bender

flaming red petals a yellow sunshine spreader bee attacks stamens with bottom-feeder passion his honey-business awake
Form: Tanka

Barred

Billy Joe was a caring bartender
who tried to be a broken-heart mender.
But stories of woe
put him in a hole.
Now he's gone on a two-week bender.
Form: Limerick

Uncle Betty

I know you were just being petty
When you laughed at my Uncle Betty
But who would believe
That he could conceive
After eating all that spaghetti?
Form: Limerick


Pen Wielder

I am a pen-wielder
A word bender
Making sense
Off assumed nonsense
Passing timeless messages
With few words
Causing my pen with ease
To bleed my thoughts.
Form: Couplet

Devil Is a Pretender

he can be a funny man
he can  be a preacher hand
he can be leader of a band
he don't have the lords land
he just ba fender bender
THE
DEVIL IS  PRETENDER

Loki

Loki son of giant's
and bender of rules
Trickster of gods
Ignorer of fools
He's the sight of the spring time
The sower of oats
Deity of mayhem
Of fire and smoke
© Zoe Orrell  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Wannabe Water Bender Squirrel

Gray squirrel bends water
above his tiny head.
Could it be he’s an
Avatar wannabe?
    Magic play 
    may not be
    nature’s way.
    Hey, I like
    his display.
Form: Other

Premium Member Avoidable Accident

a deafening thud seatbelt hurriedly fastened a fender bender a cell phone quickly hidden s/he can't explain what happened
written January 26, 2022
Form: Tanka

Lonely Stoner

All you want to do is get ed up.
I’ve been thinking about stopping drugs.
A two year bender coming to an end.
No more eyes being red.
I’ll be sober,
And you’ll be a lonely stoner.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Backwater Justice

Poor Earl Crabtree, they tried him for murder
He claimed innocence; he’d never hurt her
   But Earl was transgender
   He’d gone on a bender
Pleaded guilty ~ he’d tried to pervert her
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Thirst Quencher

Every day is an exciting new adventure A thirst for knowledge, a real mind bender For opening new doors To vistas unexplored The love and joy is a real thirst quencher
Form: Limerick

Premium Member How many paradigms and how many paradoxes

How many paradigms and how many paradoxes 
can you stuff into a pair of pint-sized treasure boxes?
And the answer is not,
"Oh teacher, I forgot,"
because I taught you to reason like wily little foxes.
© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.

Bender

comic relief for a rhyme bender, don't drop it in the mangy blender, words of truth in other lines, how 2 get em i can't find, cos i caint remember... well done here babe...Gwendolyn Rix, from the johnson loonitic Don
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Rogue Wave

ROGUE WAVE

In theory a catapult sees
the whites of their eyes...calls for surrender.

The tide might well turn
presenting a rogue wave bender.

One could not foresee that history
might muddy the eye of the sender.

6/27/2018
Form: Sijo

Drunk As a Skunk

I'll never give in I'll never surrender
I'll never drink gin I'll avoid a bad bender
I liked to vodka but only drink beer
I'll always have fun and will always cheer
I never drink so much its getting me drunk
I've never got feeling drunk as a skunk
Form: Rhyme

Three Alcoholic Cats

three alcoholic cats
went on a bender
one stumbled into the road
and left on a fender
two alcoholic cats
went out on the town
one fell on the curb
passed out with a frown
one alcoholic cat
got so full of drink
it kept seeing
elephants pink
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Jesh One More, Bartender

Cletus Schlunk went on a weekend bender.

   He kept saying, "Jesh one more, bartender!"

      He stumbled out of the bar,

         Speeding away in his car,

            Ending up in a major rear-ender!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Form: Limerick

Avatar the Word Bender

The avatar is what you are
the healer and the pain
  the rolling thunder of your choice
invokes the wind and rain
  stand up,stand out,
from every crowd!
  Explode your power 
write outloud.
  This silence will not
be allowed
  Enchantment rolls again.
Form: Rhyme

Flipflops

FLIPFLOPS flicked a switch then f l i p p e d and f l o p p e d into a new downtown lockdown testing… days of play a surrender bender leave of absence © Kim van Breda—11 October 2015

bender

I dance along this path
I don’t care that I’m walking
I’m trying every combination
It makes the journey take a different course 
Some explosive, some empowering
some draw questions 
I try not to beg for answers 

Can you ever experience
the first time 
Ever again?

Gender Bender Ii

What are you, awoman or a man.
Some are obvious;some are hard to tell.
Why do you dress like that,if you are not in jail.
Hair is purple,Jacket is funny.
Pants are tight,but you have no fanny.
Are you a man or a woman hard to tell.
why do you dress like that,if you are not in Hades.

Premium Member That Joe Kenda

Have you read about Joe Kenda?
That man is always on a bender
Hails from Colorado Springs
He to justice does them bring
Those bad men he'll do anything
To catch these guys, put them away
That blue eyed Joe, hey he's okay
No murderer escapes from him
He fills those jails up to the brim
Form: Rhyme

Chang Chung Chungling

Chang Chung Chungling smacks the bartender,
                                  Merrily in a midnight bender;
                                    But in the drinking spree
                                       In a certain degree
                               He ends up being a big spender.
fun
Form: Limerick

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