Short Bender Poems

Removing the planes that hit the towers ~ censors no longer cower...

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Septembers embers;
I so desire december;
I shan't go on a bender....

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abstract words diverse
composed harmoniously 
mind bender resolved...

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0000 0001 0010 0011
0100 0101 0110 0111
1000 1001 1010 1011
1100 1101 1110 1111
2...

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He wanted to be a contender
So Marlon set out on a bender
But nary a pub
Sold beer by the tub
Elvis knew he'd return to cinder...

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A transgender girl in Milan
Must guard when she goes to the can
She may wish to sit
Or truly commit
And pee on the floor like a man!...

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I know you were just being petty
When you laughed at my Uncle Betty
But who would believe
That he could conceive
After eating all that spaghetti?...

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Billy Joe was a caring bartender
who tried to be a broken-heart mender.
But stories of woe
put him in a hole.
Now he's gone on a two-week bender....

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I am a pen-wielder
A word bender
Making sense
Off assumed nonsense
Passing timeless messages
With few words
Causing my pen with ease
To bleed my thoughts....

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flaming red petals
a yellow sunshine spreader
bee attacks stamens
with bottom-feeder passion
his honey-business awake

10/5/2020...

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he can be a funny man
he can  be a preacher hand
he can be leader of a band
he don't have the lords land
he just ba fender bender
THE
DEVIL IS  PRETENDER...

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Loki son of giant's
and bender of rules
Trickster of gods
Ignorer of fools
He's the sight of the spring time
The sower of oats
Deity of mayhem
Of fire and smoke...

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a deafening thud
seatbelt hurriedly fastened
a fender bender
a cell phone quickly hidden
s/he can't explain what happened

written January 26, 2022...

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All you want to do is get ed up.
I’ve been thinking about stopping drugs.
A two year bender coming to an end.
No more eyes being red.
I’ll be sober,
And you’ll be a lonely stoner....

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Poor Earl Crabtree, they tried him for murder
He claimed innocence; he’d never hurt her
   But Earl was transgender
   He’d gone on a bender
Pleaded guilty ~ he’d tried to pervert her...

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Every day is an exciting new adventure
A thirst for knowledge, a real mind bender
For opening new doors
To vistas unexplored
The love and joy is a real thirst quencher...

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comic relief for a rhyme bender,
don't drop it in the mangy blender,
words of truth in other lines,
how 2 get em i can't find,
cos i caint remember...

well done here babe...Gwendolyn Rix,
from the johnson loonitic

Don...

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ROGUE WAVE

In theory a catapult sees
the whites of their eyes...calls for surrender.

The tide might well turn
presenting a rogue wave bender.

One could not foresee that history
might muddy the eye of the sender.

6/27/2018...

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I'll never give in I'll never surrender
I'll never drink gin I'll avoid a bad bender
I liked to vodka but only drink beer
I'll always have fun and will always cheer
I never drink so much its getting me drunk
I've never got feeling drunk as a skunk...

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three alcoholic cats
went on a bender
one stumbled into the road
and left on a fender
two alcoholic cats
went out on the town
one fell on the curb
passed out with a frown
one alcoholic cat
got so full of drink
it kept seeing
elephants pink...

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Cletus Schlunk went on a weekend bender.

   He kept saying, "Jesh one more, bartender!"

      He stumbled out of the bar,

         Speeding away in his car,

            Ending up in a major rear-ender!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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The avatar is what you are
the healer and the pain
  the rolling thunder of your choice
invokes the wind and rain
  stand up,stand out,
from every crowd!
  Explode your power 
write outloud.
  This silence will not
be allowed
  Enchantment rolls again....

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FLIPFLOPS

flicked a switch
then

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  l
    i  
      p
        p
          e
            d

and
f
l
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p
p
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d

into a new
downtown
lockdown
testing…
days of play
a surrender
bender leave
of absence


© Kim van Breda—11 October 2015...

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What are you, awoman or a man.
Some are obvious;some are hard to tell.
Why do you dress like that,if you are not in jail.
Hair is purple,Jacket is funny.
Pants are tight,but you have no fanny.
Are you a man or a woman hard to tell.
why do you dress like that,if you are not in Hades....

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Have you read about Joe Kenda?
That man is always on a bender
Hails from Colorado Springs
He to justice does them bring
Those bad men he'll do anything
To catch these guys, put them away
That blue eyed Joe, hey he's okay
No murderer escapes from him
He fills those jails up to the brim...

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