Short Beamer Poems

Use a sledgehammer to crack a nut
                                   Use a howitzer to blast you butt
                                      This was the rule of Timmer
                                         He was a creative beamer
                                 Put fire to his hut in imaginative smut...

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It was like a
Circus arena
The arrival of
Hurricane Katrina
Coming down on Us
like Ike did Tina
Merely, plaguing Us
with emphysema
Which couldn't be cured
by FEMA
So, what were We to do
with No redeemer
Except to keep dreaming
like SELENA
Leaving Our Loved Ones to
put on the high beamer
When JESUS, Our Souls,
did subpoena...

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If I were to count my blessings:

My dogs, (real cute),

Content mostly, (but no loote),

Love what I do at my job,

Happy I'm not a snob,

Don't get sick much,

Have an artistic touch,

Love my new place,

Always have had a pretty face,

pretty athletic, (I'm glad that's genetic),

Not much of a dreamer, (though I'de like a new beamer),

I have good taste,

and know how to not waste........

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