Short Bacardi Poems
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An artistic aurA
Resides in a jaR
I smell BacardI
Eager to tastE
Satisfying sudS
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* An acrostic on both ends.
Inspired by Danielle White's
Acrostic Astrology contest.
I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
Christmas Limerick
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
12/15/2021
The best of the energy,
Good vibes and fun times,
From balling to shot calling,
As I should say from rags to riches,
Sipping monsters in Bugatti,
With pretty girls asking do they smoke,
Don’t smash my vibe,
On the beach with Bacardi,
Eating and acting gnarly,
Big diamonds living that lavish lifestyle.
That’s where I want to be.
I have the holiday blues,
I have to choose
Should I stay or should I go,
Can't afford to loose
This crazy holiday blues
Have me ordering new shoes
Researching the travel news
Craving for some sea breeze
Dreaming of laying in the hot sun
Drinking Bacardi and Rum
Listening to Soca and it's drum
Got to make that income so when I travel
I will be welcome
I just went to my work's Christmas party
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi
Told my boss, to go get lost
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce"
Then, she fired me for being a smarty
I went home, told my wife, I retired
She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired"
Said, Applesauce...I'm the boss
Never tell me...to get lost
Now go back- 'cause you've just been rehired