Charles Messina Poet Limerick

She's the Boss Applesauce-2

I just went to my work's Christmas party 
I got drunk on some rum with Bacardi 
Told my boss, to go get lost 
Said, "I'm the boss, Applesauce" 
Then, she fired me for being a smarty 

I went home, told my wife, I retired 
She said, "don't lie...I know you were fired" 
Said, Applesauce...I'm the boss 
Never tell me...to get lost 
Now go back- 'cause you've just been rehired

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Joanna Daniel December 18, 2021 at 5:22 AM Lovely with the twist in the second one, Charlie:) thank you for my placement in your haibun contest:)

Gershon Wolf December 15, 2021 at 6:51 PM OH, is the ever great, Charlie. Looks like a first-place winner to me if ever a winner there was ~ The Winner of Oz

Darlene De Beaulieu December 15, 2021 at 12:16 PM Hello Charles Messina, looks like it is a happy ending after all. Merry Christmas. Enjoy your day my friend.

L Milton Hankins December 15, 2021 at 9:13 AM Yep, you can really get into trouble at those holiday parties, especially if you imbibe too much Bacardi. Good one, Charles.

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 7:45 AM LOL! Sounds like it was a ruse all along!

Natasha L Scragg December 15, 2021 at 7:19 AM Ha ha! Love the twist at the end! Brilliant!

Alexis Y. December 15, 2021 at 6:44 AM Lol! Charlie, This is hilarious! I laughed out loud. I’m still giggling. Have a great day:-) Alexis