Short Autographed Poems

she sits on his bed
the autographed baseball
white on the dresser
tears find wrinkled cheeks
and fall to the folded flag...

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I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my sweatpants
Quarter cup of Tide® Enhance™
Roll up to the laundromat
You want yo titties autographed?...

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In this book Tony (AKA Charles May)describes the battles he was in
He has about 30 pages in this book.

He is famous lol I do have an autographed one
He signed it and Dave the one who saved his life sign it

Had to share this with you, I am a proud little brother!...

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Skin…
I hanker to sniff and fondle
To languish within the marching wines
Born of our bodies
As to the rhythm of sheets we sweep
Cover to cover
Lover to lover
Like leaves that speak summer
Mere synthesized minutes
Autographed by Eden
These hours we shall cherish
And fancy not of repentance...

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My son got a gift from his buddy,
A book which is sure to get raves.
He was thrilled ‘cause he knew
That the lead of U2
Was the author and one of his faves.

But the best part was quite unexpected – 
An autograph written inside,
With no question in mind
Of the fact it was signed
By the writer – it was Bono-fide!

*thanks to my husband for the punchline...

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Summer Special!

This is a great summer special.30% off
for all of my books, containing  wonderful poetry,
Biography, and humor. Hours of delightful,
Uplifting and inspirational reading.
Autographed copies are available from me.
My email address, eric3337@earthlink.net 
If you like to look at my web site at 
www.poetvienna.com where you will see
All the books. Thank you.
I donate part of the revenue to a food bank,...

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That face
Inspiring Ambitious face
Masterpiece Inspiring Ambitious Autographed face

Her body
Sinful Inviting body
Deviously Sinful Complicated Inviting body

Those lips 
Velvet Cotton lips 
Cherry Velvet Red Cotton lips

Your touch 
Gentle Entrancing touch
Inquiringly Gentle Sinfully Entrancing touch

The eyes 
Darkened Enigmatic eyes
Lustfully Darkened Puzzling Enigmatic eyes

My love
First Last love
Very First Eternally last love...

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Life comes down to 
moments frozen in motion
perfections caught in pictures 
like trophies hanging on the walls
of the rooms of our lives
often just framed illusions 
memories temporarily autographed
on the windswept sand
on the beaches we run to
trying to capture
what  cannot be held
desperately seeking 
that which refuses to be
what it cannot be
truths are always the truth
and the reflection in the mirror
lies only to the beholder

IRISH...

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It is creeping closer with dire certainty
the Headlines in italics:HERE COMES WW3
Target first is CALIFORN
New York next will soon be TORN
Boston with a Nuclear TREAT
Autographed by Militant  Bozos
Life couldn't be any more SWEET
Tracking missiles heading out to SEA
Tsunami waves,fun for you and ME
Bush and the grinning CHIN
Playing Atomic Chess that neither side can WIN
All I want to know,it is a question from my MOM
How do you handle a Thermonuclear BOMB?...

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He was a bit overawed
   his topic, too broad
A speech on 'The Universe'
   ought not to be terse

So he narrowed it down
   to his beloved hometown
He focused on New York --
   Jews and Muslims who eat pork

He cited some verses
   from the Bible and Koran
Then he threw up his hands
   Said, "I've done the best I can."

The judges cried, "Bravo!"
   You're a brilliant young man
We award you first prize:
   An autographed copy of
   ~ 'Green Eggs and Ham'...

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long time coming
constipation still to be overcome
can it all sink in for a taste of forever
as i sink with joy and with glee

long time coming
words are slurred like
the want to murder an alarm clock 
may i touch the very hand that autographed
my size so elegantly and precisely

long time coming
i am a trampoline getting
phatter by the steady diet of junk time
can we just be like maintenance workers
and fix this wood paneled time machine every....single....day.......

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The challenge ends at midnight, tonight,
New york time

The questions, again:

1)What is the significance of "The Mystic Knights Of the Sea"

2) What is the significance of the following: Up, Down,Top, Bottom, Strange,
Charmed.....

1st prize- a tom bell autographed poetry book
2nd prize- not getting a tom bell poetry book
GRAND PRIZE!!!!-Banning tom bell from this site forever, if you so wish

The decisions of the judge (me!) will be final,  well at least for a week........

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