Short Aarp Poems
Short Aarp Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Aarp by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Aarp by length and keyword.
Senryu Aarp
the joy
of retirement
sponge bob and sweat pants...
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Categories:
aarp, retirement,
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Senryu
Aarp
AARP
Take me off your mailing list immediately.
How many times do you have to be told?
I don't like being constantly reminded that I'm officially old.
AARP - American Association of Retired Persons...
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Categories:
aarp, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Longevity
Another sweet note from the A.A.R.P.
Seems those folks want to insure me
I’m worth only the most limited liability
But eligible for their lowest monthly fee
They say there is a lifetime guarantee
I wouldn’t be around to check and see
If they had looked up my family tree
They’d know I have plenty of longevity
So I’m passing them up on this monthly.
Written May 27, 2022...
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Categories:
aarp, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse