Short 21St Poems
Short 21St Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about 21St by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about 21St by length and keyword.
Three wise men of Gotham
Went to sea in a bowl:
Their wisdom was a misconception
They died and that’s natural selection
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See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have good luck.
See a pin, pick it up,
And all day long you'll have a pin
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Mary, Mary quite contrary
This is what I want to know
With an Adams apple
And the razors dapple
Are you really a girl, yes or no?
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Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And killed the man from the income tax
When she saw what she had done,
She went off to kill another one
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It's raining; it's pouring.
The old man is snoring.
We should have changed but instead,
We didn’t and we’ll all be dead by morning
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Sincere appreciations glad the heart, constructive criticisms better the mind.
From me to you: Compliments of the season!!!
Higgledy Piggledy,
My fat hen,
She lays eggs
Full of Collagen
Good for women,
And good for men,
Higgledy Piggledy,
My fat hen!
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2025’s manuscript
Tips off the rip-offs as we’re gypped!
When oligarchs die
They'll not greed deny
But flip us the bird from their crypt
The fair maid who, the first of May
Goes to the fields at break of day,
And picks strawberries ripe and juicy
Isn’t a native of this country
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
But so Humpty Dumpty wouldn’t fall
He was sent by the head of human resource
On a three week health and safety course
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Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And said, "is that stuff pro-biotic?
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City of Big Shudders
Once known for Big Shoulders
Powerful barge lost her rudder
Withered… stooped… inexorably older
my vertical delirium
pass by 21st dimension
where vibrates the substance
pure layer of the infinity
who hides the God
and his absolute lights
for my astral soul
This is the house that Jack built!
This is mortgage on the house that Jack built.
This is the rat that foreclosed on the mortgage
That was on the house that Jack built.
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There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
No one was to tease
That everyone agreed
As she was the daughter of Herman Munster
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Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
I can’t wait till Christmas to eat some of that
Coz I’m on the Atkins diet and that’s a fact
I just hope that I don’t have a heart attack
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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Without the Lord no one would care
The father the son
And the spiritual one
The guardian angels of heavens host
They all make sure the tables not bare
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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a Pub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They can’t remember to tell the truth
And to be honest they don’t really care
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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Margarine in a tub,
Without any butter the table is bare
The crumpets, the muffins,
Bread from the loaf tins
They all need to be buttered thick
For the most satisfyingly simple fare
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Robert Barnes, fellow fine,
Can you shoe this horse of mine?
No, good sir, that I can’t,
Why ever not, fellow fine?
Primarily because I’m an estate agent called Mike
But mainly because that’s a push bike
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‘ Humble-Pie … ’ 21st Senryu
Bluebird asks, the Dove
‘Who Bakes It and Where, Because …
Humble-Pie Is Good
(A Good-Reminder for Me …
The MoonBee – Smile)
May God Bless Everybody
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What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of!"
What are big boys made of?
Chips and ales, and chasing girls tails
That's what big boys are made of!"
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"
What are big girls made of?
"Allure and entice and all kinds of vice
That's what big girls are made of!"
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Educated and evaluated
I exercise an active plan
Captivated and dedicated
I'm my one and only fan
Motivated and understated
I get by the best that I can
Aggravated and constipated
I'm a 21st century man
Molly, my sister,
And I fell out,
And what do you think
It was all about?
She loved coffee
And I loved tea,
And that was the reason
We couldn't agree!
If you believe that
Then more fool you
She was actually screwing
My husband Hugh
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