As so many shoppers
consistently doing all manner of wrong
fail to return their trolleys
from whence they came to where they belong
it really irks when I leave work
drive my hybrid to the supermarket
circle the car park for what seems hours
and can't find a place to park it
the question may seem odd to some
and yet I have to ask it
why don't those self-same lazy people
do to it what they'd do with a shopping basket
Categories:
shoppers, fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
as everyone knows
all department stores close
USPS loads are all double
Categories:
shoppers, celebration, christmas, giving, people,
Form: Limerick
CHRISTMAS IS COMING....AND NO ONE CAN STOP IT!!
Categories:
shoppers, christmas,
Form: Monoku
The Kmart of yore
Stands proudly in the plaza
Casting a shadow
Categories:
shoppers, absence, environment, memory, old,
Form: Haiku
If you see rhino horns for sale at Walmart
Don't buy one, to save the species must all do our part
But must confess, on my rec room wall
A collection of oddities not that small
Of weird Walmart shoppers' that I recently disarmed
Categories:
shoppers, surreal,
Form: Limerick
Getting to the store quick on the double,
their faces look anxious and troubled,
minutes to spare,
pulling out their hair,
caffeine the hustle in their bustle.
12-22-16
Categories:
shoppers, christmas, humor, people,
Form: Limerick