Humorous Sheep Poems

whispers went all around the church
Chet got sheep faced again last night
and was found serenading another chick
his wife bonked him on the head on her...

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My head hangs low above the sink,
Ha, no, unlikely what you think!
True, there were times excessive drink
Did see the gut, recoiling, shrink.

Nay, far more happy...

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there was a sheep with wool black and white
whose peers thought him a horrible sight
but with a wild price increase
for his exotic, chic fleece
he was...

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We six sheep of Bethlehem be
Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me*
We all get fed and sleep in this shed
It's simple, but so are we!

O...

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Epigrams VI

These are humorous epigrams including a form I call "Less Heroic Couplets." 



Less Heroic Couplets: Mini-Ode to Stamina
by Michael R. Burch
 
When you’ve given...

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I was just like little bow peep
Who kept trying to count sheep
I tried to close my eyes
Then got a big surprise
Counting sheep had put me...

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The morning was breaking and sheep were awaking,  
which was much as the sheep all expected to do 
But this morning's arising was far...

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Why don't sheep shrink in the rain
It's puzzled me for as long as I've had a brain
Some dispute that
By the way I act
Obviously, their wool...

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"Fattening up time" the wall calendar read
which meant only one thing to old farmer Ted

Christmas was coming and there's money to be made
you see the bigger...

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The Latin words sopor quies
Sound just like Hebrew spor keves !
    So to help you sleep deep,
    We now...

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"Let us talk alone for our morning meal. I'm not so BahhhD really. We are not the same you and I. We have a commonness...

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