My afghan man with arms like an orangutan
who likes to kiss me while we stand
He says
He loves to look into your eyes as he kisses you
She says
You are my muse
You silly goose
And I love you mightily
and tell you nightly
He is asleep now, so i will improvise his response
He says
Oh Susie Q you are the goose
I may serve you with butter
Until I hear you utter I do
Butter she says, does another food group come along
Its wrong just to butter a girl up you know
You toss in something of a pairing to make it last long
He says
For you dear its up all night
it's quite the sight
I pet it or bat it but your voice makes it gravid
Oh dear darling you have ruined my goofy poem
You darn Scottish tall gnome
I love you forever, now get to my home!!
I put orangutan into a poem. I need an award. - For Alan 10/23/2003 11:53PM Artimus (C) Susan Manley
It started as a text chat with him
Categories:
sext, animal, for him, funny
Form: Rhyme
That woman you sext...
Her husband got out early.
Ten years for murder?
Entered in contest for
Brian Strand
2 or 3 line poem.
Written 11/25/17
Categories:
sext, dark, eulogy, funny, giggle,
Form: Senryu
Safe Sext?
What's next?
I'm vexed!
Categories:
sext, poems, poetry, satire, sexy,
Form: Footle
When you look up in the sky and you see those floating lights going side to side and up
and down and not in a straight line…it’s cuz them UFO people are drinking my profits. And you and yours are arresting me for just makin’ a little shine but not goin’ after those
extra-tarrestrials for flying drunk is crazy.
You need to get them people from Area 51 and Roswell to investigate cuz you’re killing my way of life.
I’ve written to the NSA about this, and they haven’t said a thing…and just between you
and me, I knows they spying on everyone’s phone so when people send them nudie
pictures of themselves to each other and stuff and those sext messages I’d like to know
whose lookin’ at those cuz I’d like to too.
But anyways, its E.T. and his *****friends drinkin’ my profits and flyin’ around without turn signals or nuthin causin people to hurt themselves cuz their lookin up at ‘em flying drunk and the only reason they haven’t hit anyone is cuz we ain’t grown wings yet. So please get Mulder and Scully, and that one-arm man on the case and let me go home. Cuz I ain’t done nothin’ wrong our founding fathers wouldn’t have done.
When you look up in the sky
5/1/'14
Categories:
sext, humor,
Form: Free verse
You are effervescent, scintillating, bliss
Easily the most beautiful woman I've ever been with.
Not your smile or eyes but your energy, I can't miss
I'd love you as a Jedi or a Sith.
Last night was more than I can put into text
But this morning you brought back pain
Pain I haven't felt since before we'd sext.
I thought you'd gone insane.
You said you wanted him. I wasn't enough.
He cheated, yelled, broke you. Hurt you.
I still can't believe you put up with that stuff.
But looking in your eyes I knew it was true.
Last night I was your Superman
Now I am just your everyman.
Categories:
sext, betrayal, break up, care,
Form: Sonnet