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are you afraid of dogs


Big Blue, my Alaskan Malamute greeted my friend with a wide tail wag.
He ran back to the car, rolled down the window and yelled “Is this a gag?”
Are you afraid of dogs? I asked. I did not know that about you.
No, but I am afraid of whatever that thing is, he said, indicating Big Blue.


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The Texan One Ups Me

He is from the great USA state of Texas, so he has bragging rights.
Everything is bigger and better there, they have incredible sights.
Stetson’s are bigger, their cowboy boots are made with more leather.
If we have a tornado, they have a cyclone and hailstorm in their weather.

Their cars and their houses are bigger, by at least double, he says.
Native Americans there can bead gowns twice as fast on the Res.
My husky is a giant dog I tell him, this you cannot dispute.
In answer, he drags over his enormous Alaskan Malamute.
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Shaggy Dog Limericks

The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead
 
The Affenpinscher (Affen)

Not sniffle nor snuffle nor wheeze 
Not chest in distress if you please 
None we have found
Quite capture the sound
Of its name (which is more like a sneeze)
 
The Afghan Hound

The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s joy 
The definitive Lord Fauntleroy 
But with all that coiffure
One is never quite sure 
If the “she” is a girl or a boy
 
The Airedale Terrier

Airedale, king of the terriers 
Domain without borders or barriers 
Stubborn and proud
On alert, never cowed
Justly known for their cute little derriers
 
The Akita

Hachiko the name that he bore 
An Akita of Japanese lore
In sunshine and rain 
He would wait for a train
And a man who died seasons before

The Alaskan Malamute

He traveled with Byrd to the Pole 
Although Fairbanks was actually their goal 
On a very dark night
They turned left and not right 
Now their feat is for all to extol
 
The Basenji

A Basenji may giggle or snark 
Chat with pigeons it meets in the park
From the moment it wakes 
Oh, the noises it makes!
Just don’t ever expect it to bark
 
The Basset Hound

Is it sorrow in canine disguise?  
Is it pity empathic and wise?
Or is it not either 
Nor sympathy neither
But hunger we see in its eyes?

The Beagle

A Beagle is loyal but...dumb 
An endearing, affectionate chum 
Tireless and lean
A hunting machine
Just don’t ask him to chase and chew gum

The Belgian Malinois (Mal)

When the SEALS did their raid on bin Laden 
And caught him just when he was noddin’
‘Twas a Mal wearing goggles
With custom-made toggles 
Who helped put an end to fatwa-den
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Alaska, the Last Frontier

Alaska; the wilderness state, the last frontier:
Where majestic mountains,
Deliver streams into flowing rivers:
Down slopes covered in forests
Of Sitka Spruce and Western Hemlock,
That dominates the landscape.
The name Alaska originates
From the Aleut word ‘Aleyska,’
Meaning the ‘mainland’ or literally:
‘The object toward which the action of the sea is directed.’
Home to barren-ground caribou, lemmings, and polar bears,
Willow ptarmigan, and moose,
And the stately Chinook King salmon.
And home to the nation’s only herd of wood bison;
Thought not to exist but reintroduced
And brought back from extinction.

Hence, ages ago when glaciers grew and melted,
A land bridge was formed between Siberia and Alaska;
Where the ancestors lived and eventually walked over,
To settle the great land and coastal waters.
The indigenous peoples of Inuit and First Nations
(Aleuts and Yuit; Athabascans, Tlingit, and Haida)
Believe all places, objects, and creatures,
Possess a divine presence, and Shaman
Are spiritual healers who can meditate with them.
Under the aurora borealis,
From the North Pacific to the Arctic Ocean,
They conduct their way of life.
Engaging in hunting, trapping, trading, and fishing:
At peace with the world.

March 30, 1867, marks the day history changed;
When the Alaskan territory was sold,
By the Empire of Russia to the United States of America
(An area twice the size of Texas)
For seven point two million US dollars.
And for the next three decades, was given little attention;
Until gold was discovered, near Nome, in 1899.
Then a stampede of sourdoughs left the Yukon’s
Klondike gold fields for richer claims,
Of placer and bench gold,
In the streams and soils and rocks of Alaska,
Via the American only route and Canadian trails.
Today, gold is the State’s national mineral.
   And when war came to the Aleutian Islands;
(After the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor)
Alaska proved its worth and came of age.
Due to its strategic importance in the war effort;
Growth took place at a rapid pace.
Roads and towns, naval bases and airports appeared overnight.
Alaskan pride in the fight for freedom prevailed.

Every March, since nineteen seventy-three,
The 'Iditarod' (the last great race on earth) is run,
From Anchorage to Nome,
On a trail just over a thousand miles,
By mushers and their Alaskan Malamute and Siberian dogs.
North America’s highest peak
And the world’s largest rise
Is Denali (formerly called Mount McKinley),
Located in the Alaskan Range;
And a lake (Ilamna Lake), the size of Connecticut.

The state flag bears the North Star and Big Dipper;
On a background of blue that waves in the wind.
‘North to the Future’
As its citizens sing ‘Alaska’s Flag Song.’
And pays homage to the early prospectors
In their quest for gold,
And in honor of achieving the forty-ninth statehood,
On January the third, nineteen fifty-nine;
As the ‘Forget-me-not’ flower blooms in Spring,
When the season of love begins.
Today, trawlers leave the ports to catch
The prized Alaskan King Crab.
And the Iñupiat spear, the Bowhead whale
In managed traditional fishing waters,
And net Coho and Sockeye salmon
Swimming upstream to ancient spawning grounds.
While a bustling oil industry thrives,
With offshore drilling and land exploration.
Alaska, jade of the North, in the twenty-first century.

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