Q: Who is the young man who takes care of a child with no parents?
A: Little orphan's manny.
Q: How can a meth addict contact his supplier more quickly?
A: Put him on speed dial.
Q: What is the sharpened pole upon which the "sea eagle" impaled himself?
A: A tern pike.
Q: What do you call a sheet of glass eaten by a donkey?
A: A pane in the ass.
Q: What is it called when one ethnicity at work gets a larger office than another?
A: Racial spatial discrimination.
Q: What do you call a kid who demolishes his Cheerios instead of eating them?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: What did the call girl call the midget when he didn't want to pay her for her services?
A: A little prick.
Q: What's the one exercise Mitch McConnell can't do at the gym?
A: Chin-ups.
Q: What is the antique lawn statue near the door of my plantation in Lexington?
A: My old Kentucky gnome.
Q: Where did the first Mrs. Bing Crosby keep her love for her family?
A: Deep in the heart of Dixie.
Categories:
sea eagle, humor,
Form: I do not know?
If the boats had never came and colonisers none
Genocide never happened, wars had not begun,
Darker skin I would have and life I would not fear
If the boats had never came, I would still be here.
Gathering rich bush food upon my mother land
I embrace my peaceful place drawing on gold sand,
Lightest zephyr prompting me in salt water to revive
With precious blue I renew every day alive.
Where quietude surrounds me all along in sight
When setting sun has begun sea eagle is in flight,
And now I hear my people singing up a song
How happy are my people healthy, smart and strong.
I love to dream of way back then when heart was just the same
A painless time in my prime, if the boats had never came.
Categories:
sea eagle, deep, perspective, voice,
Form: Rhyme
According to Guinness World Records:
The biggest eagle is Steller's Sea Eagle (Haliaeetus pelagicus) which weighs 5-9 kg (11-20 lb) and has a wing-span of 2.2-2.45 m (7 ft. 2 in-8 ft. 0.3 in). Native to Russia, Korea and Japan. In Russia this eagle is a protected species and in Japan is considered a national symbol.
Haliaeetus
largest eagle in the world
amazing neat bird!
Categories:
sea eagle, bird,
Form: Haibun
Here comes the talon bird, sea eagle to you.
His grizzly bear claws will do much damage too.
A grip strong enough to break a human’s arm.
I was stunned to find this talon bird no my farm.
Stay away from the window, hide in the closet if you can.
With those talons he could probably carry away a small man.
If he knocks on the door, pretend that no one is home.
Today’s entertainment for me has been writing this poem.
Categories:
sea eagle, animal,
Form: Rhyme
steller's sea eagle
perching on frozen birch tree~
stargazing at dawn
17 March 2022
Syllables checked at howmanysyllables.com
Bird Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
1st place
Notes: Steller’s sea eagle, one of the world’s largest raptors, with a wingspan of nearly three meters. There are no more than 5,000 of these magnificent birds worldwide and nearly half the population congregates on the sea ice in Hokkaido, Japan each winter.(britanicca.com)
Categories:
sea eagle, appreciation, bird, sea,
Form: Haiku
The evening burning sky sent warm invitation to the wind
The soft wind whispered to the blue sleeping ocean
"Come, let's get stirred up, bring home mighty storm,"
The ocean woke up full of excitement of boredom day
Softly they held hands into a dance to the whistling wind
And their dance softly lingered wild
The stellar sea eagle flew full of dread
As the blue ocean cheats
They both danced majestically
They washed the ocean clean
And washed the fishermen away
They almost touched the twinklers
The stars looked down in maze
The moon forgot to sleep when the sun rose
And the sun softened the dance
And the wild wind run away
And now the sleeping blue ocean rests again
And every business alife with cheer
Categories:
sea eagle, dance, happiness, love, ocean,
Form: Free verse
Softly blows the sea breeze floating on Maine coast
Lobster rests near seashell colorful pretty
Marine life oceanography exploration for
Sea grant college young students welcoming Oceania.
Sea horse small marine fish floats near
Sea butterfly marine mollusk nestling in aquarium
Oceanarium on seashore warm seas giving a
Reflection sea conveying oceangoing voyages sea bird schooner.
Loved one touches sandy beach viewing sea holly
Blue leaves accent blue flowers together for
Couple tasting lobster thermidor weathered restaurant
Craggy wood pier constructed for people use for good feelings.
Spinnaker sails into the sun warm wind blowing
Oceanfront colors under soaring sea eagle looking
Eyes cheerful happiness rests in heart grateful
Our Creator fashioned earth with ocean life.
Categories:
sea eagle, beach, earth, ocean, sea,
Form: Free verse
Mako shark swims sixty miles an hour
That takes a lot of power
Sometimes great white small pebbles will devour
As for prey the oceanic abyss it will scour
Red gums with blistering teeth you will see
On the shark that is lord of the sea
His eyes are lustrous black and deeply eerie
Deeper then abyss of the very sea
Once the stones lord of ocean regurgitated
With stone imbued with power lord accumulated
Steller’s Sea eagle picked it up for this stone bird was avid
And for a while lord of the sky it guarded
Then he dropped it to jaguar’s den
Jaguar with bite force of more than ten
That bite right through caiman’s head can
Lord of jungle played with the stone in his pen
Then
The stone was found by a man
Who has thrown it to a river again
Thinking it could not be worth a live hen
The stone was lustrous grey blue
Its width was Inches two
Its length also just a few
And through what the pebble was no one had a clue
But in that lied stones’ majesty
Inconspicuous not much to see
Yet it could truly
Levitate man beyond destiny
Categories:
sea eagle, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
My name signifies *a sea eagle with a white head
Bald meaning white and not hairless as called
My place in America is secured as the emblem
Because of my long life, strength and freedom
You can see me on back of gold coins and dollar
Freedom personified amid the grandeur of Nature.
My place in nature secured and viewed with respect
A symbol for the strong and free, flying with no regret.
Hon’ B. Franklin did not favor me as a national bird
Blaming me to be immoral, dishonest and coward.
*Haliaeetus leucocephalus
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Fifth place win in
Contest: Bald Eagles Contest by Carolyn devonshire
Categories:
sea eagle, me,
Form: Rhyme
06 February 2010
Ice Floe
The glacial epoch is now part of history
The spectacle of glacier widely seen in the Arctic
A habitat for Arctic mammals and where the trees end
This is the land of the midnight sun
A huge mass of the glacier is shrinking
Detached to become an iceberg
And now melting into chunks of an ice floe
Resembling a broken and frozen waterfall
Steller’s Sea-eagle flying over the sea
Do watch the Inuit hunter stranded on a high cliff
The orcas' graceful dive into the deep
And the flickering of an iceblink
Extremely cold slowly subsiding by this global warming
Shrinking Arctic ice and rising the sea levels
Can there be another aurora borealis to glow in many colors
While the last polar bear clinging to the top of the last piece of an ice floe
Categories:
sea eagle, life, nature, places,
Form: Free verse