Schmoozer Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Another Poem About Kash Patel

FBI Director Kash Patel:
some folks say he's the director from hell.
Others call him a total schmoozer
and he doesn't like to be called "J. Edgar Boozer".

Premium Member The Extra Mile

The Extra Mile Poetry Contest
 Sponsored by: Charles Messina
 placed 3rd
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        You better go the extra mile	
	In order to make others smile	
	Take care how not to be hostile	
	
	Help humans to revive					

	Leave not people to their own fate
	With their worst woes, yours you relate				
	Truly, it’s a wonderful trait
						
	From it, joy you derive

	Give confidence to a loser
	Transform totally a boozer
	Play well the role of a schmoozer

	To let mankind survive

Touchy Feely Santa

Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too many a martini

I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a boozer
But to tell the truth, he's just a loser
Soused more than a tiddly
He's not worth a diddly
Too much hooch turns him into a schmoozer

Christmas tree. Decorated Christmas tree...
On your green branches, don't let Santa pee
He gets a bit foggy
Thinking he's a doggy
He'll lift a leg and expose his peewee


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