Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly,
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin,
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eric Trump,
Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr,
Brian Kilmeade, Laura Ingraham,
Dan Bongino, Raymond Arroyo,
Steve Hilton, Kayleigh McEnany,
Maria Bartiromo, John Gibson,
Andrew Gilligan, Steven Milloy,
Karl Rove, Bill Shine,
Eric Bolling, Ed Henry,
Jared Kushner, Tomi Lahren,
Alan Dershowitz, Elizabeth McDonald,
Stuart Varney, Dagen McDowell,
David Asman, Gregg Jarrett,
Ashley Webster, Jason Chaffetz,
Candace Owens, Bo Dietl,
Judy Slater, Greg Gutfeld,
Steve Doocy, Harris Faulkner,
Dana Perino, Mark Steyn,
Leo Terrell, Jeanine Piro,
Dean Cain, Scott Brown,
Charles Payne, Jay Sekulow,
Lou Dobbs, Rick Scott,
Trace Gallagher, Newsmax,
OAN and Real America.
Categories:
santorum, political,
Form: Free verse
To Have Fun With the Candidates
By Franklin Price
1/25/2015
To have fun with the candidates
Should not cause any fuss
For after all most every day
They're having fun with us
Trump is a real playing card
Ted would like to Cruz to a win
Jeb's just beating 'round the Bush
Rubio thinks he's a Gem
Fiorina's whole wheat flour
Then there's honey Huckabee
We should be in a Santorum
There's a Christie cream to see
The taste could make a Kasich
Costing way too many Rand
Wouldn't like to drive their Carson
Maybe a Republican
The leprechaun O'Malley
Feels the Bern socialistically
If he's going to make it to the top
Has to climb the Hillary
So confused there are so many
Hard to see how I should vote
Who won't lead us lambs to slaughter?
Who won't be a Judas goat?
Guess that wasn't funny
Well it wasn't meant to be
Be careful what you're looking at
Is what you think you see
Categories:
santorum, fun, political,
Form: Rhyme
Politician Climate Change Scientist
Rick Santorum,
Has his own theorem
That the Pope
Should reduce his scope
By leaving science to scientist’s own device.
It’s too bad he does not take his own advice.
Categories:
santorum, environment, political, science,
Form: Rhyme
New York City came to great Excitement!
The people stopped in their tracks to take notice!
Traffic was at a complete stand still!
They were awed at what they were witnessing!
No, it wasn't Batman in the Bat mobile!
What caught their attention!
Was the Pope in the Pope mobile!
Michael Tor 9/24/2015 A little humor welcoming the Pope to NYC.
I love and respect this man.
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum, was quoted saying,
" When it comes to climate change, the Pope needs to leave the
science with the scientist." He was quoted, After Rick heard the Pope
address climate change in his speech to Congress. Little did he know
the Pope has a Masters degree in Chemistry, and was a Scientist!
Categories:
santorum, humorous, religious,
Form: Free verse
Who Won (rigged) Maine?
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Saturday Maine voters took a poll
Romney won, but Paul camp claims he stole
One Paul leaning caucus, cancelled for snow
Helping Romney move on with MoJo.
When final votes tallied, Paul may win
But by then there’s no victory to spin
The liberty cause is disappointed
Romney hopes he appears anointed.
But the real story is Santorum
Who did not compete in this forum
Who without even spending a cent
Of the raw vote got eighteen percent.
Categories:
santorum, life, political,
Form: Rhyme
If you’re voting for Santorum
We really must address
Those sweaters – why he wore ‘em
Is anybody’s guess
If voting for a Newt
Remember what he’s been
A D.C. political suit
Do we want him there again
A vote for Texas Perry
Is a right-wing conservative vote
But think now and be wary
Of the book that he once wrote
If you’re voting for this fellow Mitt
The front-runner as of now
Take a breath and sleep on it
He might kill your sacred cow
If you don’t care where we’re going
Or where we just have been
Obama’s weaknesses now are showing
Can you really vote for him
I know that my views
Don’t matter at all
You’ll choose who you choose
For I know it’s your call
2/10/12
Categories:
santorum, political,
Form: Chastushka
Big Bucks and Florida
Ron Paul is a jolly colorful bloke
Send politicians to the moon he joked
But Florida requires big bucks to play
Perhaps in Nevada he will have his say.
Santorum wooed crowd when he debated
Called them out when records were inflated
Stayed home to be with sick daughter Bella
Short on money but a real good fella.
The air waves spewed anti-Newt negatives
Tired, Gingrich surely uttered expletives
Defiant, he says forty-six states to go!
Believes his populist movement will grow.
Spending seventeen million Mitt took command
With that much money his margin was grand
Looks acceptable when standing by wife Anne
But conservatives still do not trust the man.
Categories:
santorum, life, political, seasons, money,
Form: Rhyme
Desert Delegate Hunt
Caucus numbers poor for Rick Santorum
Hopes next week will be a better forum.
Disappointing evening for Doctor Paul
Perhaps in Maine he’ll make a larger haul.
No crowds, just the press for angry grandpa Newt
Believes March will be better, needs some loot.
The desert granted a large win to Mitt
But in spite of victory, still not a hit.
Categories:
santorum, life, people, political,
Form: Couplet
South Carolina Done
Huntsman took his ride to the Carolina coast
Campaigned a few days then decided he was toast.
Perry traveled south and spent plenty of loot
Then endorsed another cause the crowds wouldn’t root.
Paul rested in Texas, showed up a few days late
But his fans clapped and cheered wildly at the debate.
Santorum worked hard in his embroidered sweater vest
But could not convince conservatives he was best.
Romney stuttered about taxes, had worried face
Establishment squirmed as he badly lost the race.
Gingrich endured attacks from a bitter ex-wife
Seized the moment in debates, voters gave new life.
Categories:
santorum, confusion, history, political,
Form: Couplet
New Hampshire Has Spoken
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Romney is choice of the republican elite
With thirty-nine percent he’ll be hard to delete.
Paul’s crowd is excited and nipping at his heels
They’ve made monetary policy issues real.
Huntsman says third place gives him a ticket to ride
So on down to South Carolina he will slide.
Gingrich has fallen and he is madder than heck
His story is about the cards in Romney’s deck.
Santorum is still smiling and is headed south
Will his message relate or is he just a mouth?
Perry did not know he was even in the race
Betting on the Palmetto state to save his face
Categories:
santorum, confusion, history, people, places,
Form: Couplet
Caucus Over
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Romney claims he is most electable
Results conclude that is debatable.
Bachman stood firm on defense and health care law
Discovered her support was filled with straw.
Santorum touched palms, wore out shoes and truck
Had clear narrative, timing and good luck.
Perry soared, forgot, “oops,” and millions spent
Said thanks, boarded plane, back to Texas went.
Paul hates the Fed and loves the constitution
Deplores war, and young folks like his solution.
Gingrich defied odds, then truth made him sag
He moves on with hope, yet carries his bags.
Categories:
santorum, confusion, history, introspection, life,
Form: Couplet