Sam Adams Poems - Poems about Sam Adams

Sam Adams Drunk Driver Same, Same but Different Sam Adams was drunk driving Too fast down an English rural country lane He ran at a stoplight he did not see Blew threw a roundabout Was rubbed out in an accident. His drinking buddy, the traffic cop flatfoot, Smoothed over his death ruling it an accident, And not drunk driving....

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Sam Adams was a cowboy Back in the wild west A badass gunslinger For hire to the biggest bidder Often working for the law Sometimes working for the outlaws He did not see much difference He took the jobs That paid him the most Thought that if he did not do it Someone else would no doubt Sam Adams thought about...

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Sam Adams was a quack, a fake Not there to protect but to take He was on the make He was a total flake Make no mistake As he was such a rake. A real snake....

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Sam Adams Has a bitter sarcastic Cutting attitude Infamous for his Adam’s wit Much feared and hated But many laughed along As his wit was just so funny Unless you were the victim Of his verbal cuts and put-downs. Often unloading on people His bitter sarcastic cuts Designed to humiliate And hurt, zeroing in on your faults. A true master Of the kiss up Kick down Intimidation...

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Sam Adams Woke Up Dead Sam Adams woke up dead He had met a strange man In a strange bar, in a strange land The man told him Beware, today is the date You will meet your fate Sam Adams drank too much Twenty drinks too sober Drank until he died Found himself in a huge room With hundreds of people milling about The hangover from h...

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