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Winter Wood

tall pines droop, glisten
Sagging under silver snow.
Soft enchanting wood.

Categories: sagging, beautiful, snow, tree,
Form: Haiku

Attempt To Cheer and Rally Sagging Spirits of Karen Windle

Before golden opportunity
(goes no argh hue mint 
the way of Long John Silver)
doth fade and dwindle
not necessarily cuz the missus
did (NOT) bribe and swindle
an ambition (for nor rhyme nor reason)
arose to kindle...

Affectionate communication
employing (figurative) gambol
probably testing your patience
to decrypt me trademark ramble
essential crux of matter after
ye prune thorny verbiage,
metaphorical berry good bramble.

Methinks yar psyche slid

Categories: sagging, 12th grade, appreciation, cheer
Form: Free verse

My Sagging Gut

Bob
I'll call him Bob

children run
by and ask me
what happened

did I get pregnant?
no, I tell them.
I'm a guy.

it just happens with
age
then I laugh
when they begin
to wonder if they'll
get sagging bellies
too.

Categories: sagging, age,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sagging Trousers

Sagging trousers




Low waist
Fine taste




Written July 9th, 2015
© Dr. Upma A. Sharma
For contest by Judy Konos

Categories: sagging, fashion, fun,
Form: Footle

Sagging Dreams

Blown into tiny smithereens
Festooned with velvet drapes
A nightly dream, what could it mean
Holding the fast escape

Waiting to meet another sun
Dreams lined up the clothesline
Sagging to revive unread plan
Let free my confined mind



Date: March 30, 2015

Categories: sagging, character, dream, imagination, memory,
Form: Rhyme

Sagging Confidence

SAGGING CONFIDENCE

In confidence
There can ever be late
This virtue does not go with age
Build up that confidence
Do what’s up for the future
Remember you are dependable and reliable
It must be within yourself
Start right and end right
Don’t think of mistakes
Brainstorm, apply and practice
Be original, copyright can’t be copied
It is patented and it is not a pretense
Think of bold

Categories: sagging, life,
Form: Free verse

Sagging Baggy Pants

sagging baggy pants
below buttocks reveal an 
insecure person

so pull them up, hide
your offensive parts, find your
purpose for living

become more secure
by using your talents to
make a better world

Categories: sagging, angst, depression, family, introspection,
Form: Senryu

Sagging Balls

I stripped down to my skivvies
Revealing all flab
Something is sagging
I think it's my BALLS
MAN! am I bummed
Can't examine the rear
Who would laugh
but the kids drinking beer
Their's are nice and firm
While ours is dragging skin
The bulge on my weenie
is old age coming in
When I go to the john
the diaper is smelly
especially the parts
that connect to the

Categories: sagging, angst, life, time, old,
Form: Epitaph

On a Sagging Couch

And            You

Categories: sagging, family, husband, life, love,
Form: Romanticism