Jumble and Rumbles Road Trip
Jumble and Rumble went on a road trip to Kalamazoo
Frightening folks along the way for it is what monsters do.
They met a lively wedding part of seventy-two.
Most had imbibed salty green margaritas, more than a few.
Why don’t you join us asked the bride-to-be named Sue.
Okay agreed Jumble and Rumble, dapper monsters who slew.
They all ended
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Categories:
rumbles, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Rumbles Goppy Blubber
Only full of jibber jabber
Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber
Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea
That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder
Waterlogged a smullen button belly
Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo
If only spit out complitastic words
Scales and skin could sag down too
Not sure if this is right but it was fun...
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Categories:
rumbles, fun, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Rumbles of Grumbles
Grumble, Grumble,
Complain and moan,
I should like to live alone.
What is happening to me,
I am not as happy,
As I used to be.
I grimace,
And frown all day,
Nothing blows
My blues away,
the weather is,
Too hot
Or too cold,
My excuse is,
I've grown old.
Old and miserable,
That is me,
I am becoming obsolete,
Can't you see?
I have gadgets galore,
The way I'm going,
I'll need more.
Aids for
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Categories:
rumbles, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Belly Rumbles
When your belly rumbles and rants
Just break some wind and take a chance
Most gently though's
The way to go
Or "it", might end up in your pants!
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Categories:
rumbles, funny, imagery, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Categories:
rumbles, humor, nonsense, words,
Form: Footle