Rumbles Poems - Poems about Rumbles

Jumble and Rumble went on a road trip to Kalamazoo Frightening folks along the way for it is what monsters do. They met a lively wedding part of seventy-two. Most had imbibed salty green margaritas, more than a few. Why don’t you join us asked the bride-to-be named Sue. Okay agreed Jumble and Rumble, dapper monsters who slew. They all ended...

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Only full of jibber jabber Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder Waterlogged a smullen button belly Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo If only spit out complitastic words Scales and skin could sag down too Not sure if this is right but it was fun......

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Grumble, Grumble, Complain and moan, I should like to live alone. What is happening to me, I am not as happy, As I used to be. I grimace, And frown all day, Nothing blows My blues away, the weather is, Too hot Or too cold, My excuse is, I've grown old. Old and miserable, That is me, I am becoming obsolete, Can't you see? I have gadgets galore, The way I'm going, I'll need more. Aids for...

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When your belly rumbles and rants Just break some wind and take a chance Most gently though's The way to go Or "it", might end up in your pants!...

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Unconsciously fatuous ; stylish ...

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