Funny Rose Poems

Roses are red,
Violets are not,
Please help me,
I've turned into a clock....

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there was a softness about the maiden that reminded me of a rose
she was elusive, but it made her somehow tantalizing
refined? yes  Elegant? oh,...

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Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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I took on the purple rose;
Didn't have a place nor place for it;
So I sat it on the table;
Laid it down and just prayed for...

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For years she ironed and starched all his clothes  
she was haunted by demons like Emily Rose    
when put to the...

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And after all, all these, my love
I adore you and will always love you, my dove
After so much hubbub and confusion
After so much chaos and...

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Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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He once thanked Jesus for his fame when he was interviewed with his best friend Keanue Reeves.
In the end, i think, that's what finally clocked...

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feathers tickle your funny bone;
water drips 0n your nose;
heartbeats love flows not alone;
your stature thicket thorns smells of rose;

6/14/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Given board and room.
 A face, teeth, soccer ball feet and an almost perfect face. Funny when he shaves, He craves, begs, checks and says.......

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Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee...

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With lips so tantalizing ruby rose with a hint of dark chocolate
Kissing them would make your flower bloom and satisfy my hunger for you
Each moment...

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Feel floral feast
Late love lasts least


Ply primal peace
Etch easy ease


Work wonder well
Trust time that tells


Be beauty bright
Soar sparkling sights


Rose raptures rich
Notes nurture niche


Late laughter looms
Bright...

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Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction...

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