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Funny Rose Poems

These Funny Rose poems are examples of Rose poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rose Funny poems written by international poets.

Ribbit

Froggy went a courtin',
"Ribbit," he did sing,
altho' singing weren't his thing,
more like the punchline to a joke,
'Please don't smoke or I might croak.'
In the deep...

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Categories: rose, animal, fun, funny love,

Rose And Counts

In neon lights and fleeting thrills,                   ...

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Categories: rose, 9th grade, allusion, funny

Roses

Roses are red,
Violets are not,
Please help me,
I've turned into a clock....

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Categories: funny, roses are red,

I want to call her Rose

there was a softness about the maiden that reminded me of a rose
she was elusive, but it made her somehow tantalizing
refined? yes  Elegant? oh,...

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Categories: rose, woman, women,

My Funny Valentine

Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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Categories: humor, romance, romantic, rose,

Blessed Purple Rose-

I took on the purple rose;
Didn't have a place nor place for it;
So I sat it on the table;
Laid it down and just prayed for...

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Categories: rose, analogy, appreciation, god, inspirational,

The Haunting of Emily Rose

For years she ironed and starched all his clothes  
she was haunted by demons like Emily Rose    
when put to the...

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Categories: rose, funny,

And After All, All These, My Pretty Rose

And after all, all these, my love
I adore you and will always love you, my dove
After so much hubbub and confusion
After so much chaos and...

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Categories: rose, abuse, adventure, bullying, confusion,

Dear Betty White

Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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Categories: rose, appreciation, celebrity, change, dedication,

A Lovely Rose

Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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Categories: rose, celebrity, death, eulogy,

The Phoenix Part Two

He once thanked Jesus for his fame when he was interviewed with his best friend Keanue Reeves.
In the end, i think, that's what finally clocked...

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Categories: rose, best friend, retirement, river,

Smells of a Rose-

feathers tickle your funny bone;
water drips 0n your nose;
heartbeats love flows not alone;
your stature thicket thorns smells of rose;

6/14/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Categories: rose, analogy, character,

Marley Muringakumwe

Given board and room.
 A face, teeth, soccer ball feet and an almost perfect face. Funny when he shaves, He craves, begs, checks and says.......

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Categories: rose, africa, age, america, art,

Rose Sung For Me

Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee...

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Categories: rose, flower, for her, funny,

Lips of Ruby Rose

With lips so tantalizing ruby rose with a hint of dark chocolate
Kissing them would make your flower bloom and satisfy my hunger for you
Each moment...

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Categories: rose, love,