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School Roast Poems

These School Roast poems are examples of Roast poems about School. These are the best examples of Roast School poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Vicky Roast
Old Roy’s place is pretty, soft, songbird sweet
Out in the country, secluded, warm, welcoming
On weekends high school students gravitate there
To sing around campfire, and drink...

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Categories: roast, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Halloweenie Roast
Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté:
Fermented, sour liver compost

I know, 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
said so

Vladdie’s batty...

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Categories: roast, fun, humorous, scary, word

Halloweenie Roast


Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down
fermented, sour liver compost

I know 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
said so

Vladdie’s batty bandë
campy...

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Categories: roast, fun, humorous, parody, word

Roast Beef and the Pin Ball Machine
There was this cafe
where us guys use
to go during lunch
hour, while going
to High School.

We would all get
a hot roast beef
sandwich, you know
two pieces of bread
with...

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Categories: roast, food, friendship, nostalgia, high


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