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Halloweenie Roast

Zotëri Count Dracula is a terrible, Transylvanian host Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté: Fermented, sour liver compost I know, because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino said so Vladdie’s batty bandë campy lip sync way too much on the fly Playing air guitar riffs that’ll make any party stiff Mummy die This I know, because my dungeon babe Elvira en-crypt texted me the down-low Domnule Wolfman Were a bad-tempered, English bog bloke Mister Aristy Lycantrophe takes liquid anger management medication This presto change-o firewater potion got a mean Romanian bite It ain’t no Jekyll-and-Hyde Howling joke Please Pumpkinheads, don’t ask me how I know ... Because my cannibal pal Hannibal L. said it’s a sacred doctor/patient violation to divulge this info So my tasty Mikey Myers marshmallows, gather your crystal ball eyes ‘round the cellar strobe light, Cyrstal Lake campfire Get Jiggy Saw off the hook Hostel, and do the Texas two-step Chainsaw Massacre Jason Voorhees style Just how slasher far, Rocky Horror Picture Creepshow do you wanna go? On the other severed hand ... Please don't Normie Bates tell me just how Samara deep you're willing to Frank N. Furter go I really don't wanna know Old school cut, vintage reel macabre Blob snuff action: Guaranteed to give you doll-face Annabelle & Chucky wallflowers 5 fingers up, razor Blade taste of bobbling apple heads satisfaction As Vic and Frankie Boy, the lab cadaver number one son, do a drunken, shrunken head dance with Morticia Addams and Harley Quinn But be Audrey advised, don't dare dash Monster Mash skull butt in Or you’re gonna have some Little Shop of Horrors’ flowers growing on your forehead ... Yum-yum! So have some Terminator fun you Alien party animals Lose all Nightmare on Elm Street bladder control Take a Bughuul Man trickster treat out of the Jeeper Creepers Candy Man belly bowl There’s only one parasite Thing, death notice Lurch doorbell ring, to remember at this Pet Semetary open house invitation: When you give a Skeleton Key Premature Burial ghoul greet, the proper zombie etiquette scream must be 1408 ten shivers delivered Hellraiser late Cower in fear, when you see the floating head of Jacob Marley's ghost ... his haunting eyes telling you — Don’t double cross the host: Robbing the Re-Animator blood bank at his own Halloweenie roast!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 11/13/2019 6:09:00 AM
Love it! Fantastic write xx
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Date: 11/8/2019 9:08:00 AM
WoW! Freddie, You're penned an excellent " Halloween" write. You referenced many of the "scary" movies along with the stars. I don't like scary movies but I must say you did this well. Have a great day my friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/1/2019 6:27:00 AM
Only you could make this as good as it is Freddie! I have always loved your work! So much!;)
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Date: 10/31/2019 10:35:00 AM
Awesome write! Not a party I would want to attend...Jacob Marley being the least of all worries :) Blessings to you...Kim
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Date: 10/31/2019 10:34:00 AM
this was a very fun read and well appears you had as much fun writing it as the reader does reading it! Perfect holiday write... hugs
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