A shy he-man met a pee man
They vowed to exchange their semen
They forgot to spelunk
Quarreled on count of *****
And plunked onto pouch of Riemann
Geometrical,
Math'matical poetry.
Hmm…Lobachevsky?
Geometrics &
Math'matics & Poetics
Think Lobachevsky.
Well. How 'bout Riemann?
Zeta function says it all.
How's that, professor?