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Funny Riddle Poems

These Funny Riddle poems are examples of Riddle poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Riddle Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member If When How Where Who And Why?
Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,



Premium Member You Know Who
He had a big schnozzola
and sang with bold hat and smile.
Heard on the old Victrola,
one of his tricks to beguile.

It was fo, lo, dee, oh,...

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Categories: celebrity, city, fun, riddle,

Premium Member What Name Would You Give Me
This may seem lame. 
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.

Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: riddle, cute, emotions, fun, funny,

Monoku of Manichaeus
Manichaeus walked in sunlight with a lamp ~ looking for the moon's light...

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Categories: riddle, character, confusion, funny, humor,

Riddle Me This Riddle Me That
Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun, 
until you really finally get to know that someone. 

They were...

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Categories: riddle, africa, blessing, culture, destiny,



Sleepy Eye
There's sleep in my eye
I see it nod
I won't look right at it
I know it's a stodd

I can't tell what's bored it
I know it's a...

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Categories: riddle, extended metaphor, funny, giggle,

Wait Here
Here's a long wait
Here's the pause
Here's a poem from me
Here's the cause

Hope you like it now
Hope you like it later
Hope your read it further
When it's...

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Categories: riddle, assonance, extended metaphor, funny,

Premium Member Who Am I
This may seem lame. 
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.

Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, riddle, spoken word,

Premium Member Riddle-Guess My Name
I rhyme with an article that covers a crack.
This clue is worn right under your back.
I’m just a moth in search of a flame.
Many think...

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Categories: riddle,

Premium Member I'M Not Dreaming of a Covid Christmas
Santa looks bleak in twenty twenty
Covid came alive to give plenty
Of grief throughout the year
Parting from Christmas cheer
Sure that quarantines will be many

~

The elves were...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, fantasy, riddle,

The Cloud
The dark poisonous cloud blew away,
funny smell, not good for the health -they say-.
They can only see the mere show,
and never could tell what it...

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Categories: pollution, riddle,

Better
Orange reef,

a riddler on relief;

an ancient beat-

a walking priest,

a breed!

An ancient thief-

floating on now,

foraging in the great wild,

...it was like a drum,

oh it was so...

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Categories: riddle, anniversary, art, funny, future,

Honestly
time heals?
funny
been 30 plus years
this ole heart beats to spite me
I hear it laughing...

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© Judy Bonin  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: feelings, riddle,

I Have a Yong Suster Translation
I Have a Yong Suster
(anonymous Medieval English riddle-poem, circa 1430)
translation by Michael R. Burch

I have a young sister
Far beyond the sea;
Many are the keepsakes
That she...

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Categories: riddle, allegory, allusion, analogy, fun,

Premium Member Beans
Hurray, hurray!
It’s a special day.
Grandma’s counting beans. 

Pick the rocks, 
Turn down your socks.
Grandma’s counting beans. 

In the pot, 
That’s what she taught.
One, two and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: riddle, family, funny, heart, nice,


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