Halloween Rhyme Poems

Alien woman has fallen to earth in a surprise move.
Luckily, it is the eighties, and she gets on her groove.
Others do not notice, she fits...

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They were known as the family of Scard-EE cats.
Always ready to meow their heads off, scared of witches hats.
Terrified of cauldrons, potions, and magic spells...

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Gray haired man hobbling down the hall
Forty years of pictures hanging on the wall 
From diapers to kindergarten and their very first bike
That time at...

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Slowly the long tiring day ended and the night fell,
A gloomy darkness spread as the clock struck twelve. 
The graveyard looked eerie in the dim...

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You’re the Problem! (This One’s Mostly for You!)

I’ve got problems most times that most feel I should solve!
Yours are yours (like most problems, most fit...

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Let’s be pirates Sammy suggested to her Halloween-loving dad.
He immediately pictured her dressed as a whipping boy lad.
She came downstairs looking like a sexy pirate...

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On lonley nights that feels this cold
Nothing hurts more than you being so cheaply sold
You failed to understand me when my best I tried,
You never...

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We started dating in September
It was a month to remember 
We didn't spend Halloween together
But I thought you'd love me forever
You raped me in November...

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Mistletoe, jingle bells and a jolly ho ho ho
People are festive and fine wherever I go
Feeding us homemade treats, the wind chill twenty below
We are...

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Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use...

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Witchy Witchy is so twitchy
Her colorful broom is also glitchy
They are a team
on Hallows mean

We see them flying high in the midnight sky
And the children...

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I am thankful Halloween has passed
Even though it came and trampled fast
I liked the smiling pumpkins and fun for kids
But there can be evil hidden...

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          Do Not Fall Down



Falling down, simply terrific 
for the young!
For the elderly, no, as our...

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Walking through the streets I see
The families all decked out.
It’s Halloween and that is what
The fuss is all about.

The kids, of course, in costumes,
But the...

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As the sun begins to set 

The children come out in their costumes 

They are ready for scares but nobody else is yet 

At the...

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