Refs Poems


Let's Talk Football

He sees refs for you
you see refs favoring him
I just see bad calls
Categories: refs, poetry,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberAnyway

Anyway
Was just strolling down the street
Minding my own P’s and Q’s
Whatever they are
When….well…
Nothing happened!!
I just stood there
Amazed
Watching a group of children
PLAY…
You know….PLAY
Run, jump, laugh, chase each other
Play soccer without nets
Without refs
Without parental supervision.
OH!...the parents were there
Watching
Biting their lips
Grimacing at each collision
Sighing at each missed…
WAIT….there was no goal!!!
Only the joy
Of children….being children
And of parents
Allowing them that JOYFULNESS.
A few knees were scraped
A few feelings fluffed up
All were forgotten
In the savory coolness
Of ice cream
And a garden hose shower.
Categories: refs, childhood, children, joy, parents,
Form: Free verse


Competitiveness In Business

Competitiveness in business 
Is a sorry sight to witness 
Cheating if the chance allows 
Lie, slander put them down 

Compare it to a sporting fixture 
You can’t cheat with refs around 
Upfront honesty that features 
In business no rules are found 

Clueless Bosses that are weak 
Sport would see them sink beneath 
Sort by results when you compete
Not top because you power seek 

Sucking up creates the chances 
Manipulative for advances 
It’s how liars take advantage 
Business leaves you disenchanted

It’s not about who is best 
It’s about who is slyest 
That’s how to progress 
at the top but no better than the rest
Categories: refs, business,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberUniforms

Uniforms
By Franklin Price
(inspired by Joe Price)
06/01/2020

Uniforms, what do you think?
Better yet, what do you see?
We're most often what we're wearing
Life is uniformity

Think about it for a bit
Very few do not comply
These uniforms, from day to day,
Are the ones that catch your eye

Police are the most evident
Prisoners who are in the jail
Guards who work to watch them
The judge who sets their bail

Military who protect us
Ones who put the fires out
Chefs who cook our food at night
Servers running all about

Athletes on the field of play
Refs who make them toe the line
Doctors, nurses, in their scrubs,
Airline pilots looking fine

Priests in all their vestments
Business men in suit and tie
Do you ever wear a uniform?
Did you ever wonder why?

Uniforms define the job
At least, provide a guess
I believe that life without them,
Would be a further mess

Still plenty of confusion
Who's a friend or enemy
You'll find them in the uniforms
Of everyone you see

Have a realistic attitude
Of the uniforms out there
Don't think there's someone, that there's not.
In the uniforms we wear
Categories: refs, career, identity, image, life,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberFlag Happy

1494
Flag happy
Refs
And 
Challenge
On the 
Field
Categories: refs, football,
Form: Free verse


Footle Balls

******
you bet
in debt

world cup
shut up

score goal
big hole

whistle
missile

fans fight
not right

refs rule
you fool

corner
warner

handball
false call

false claim
not lame

bad fan
I'd ban

play ball
don't fall

England
win land

sit tight
we might

mighty
Blighty!
******
*****They think its all over, it is now!*****

2018 World Cup Poetry Contest - Sponsored by Mark Toney

18th June 2018
Categories: refs, football,
Form: Footle

Fouled Out

Real is no longer the topic of conversation 
Searching for the genuine and authentic 
Lost within traditional lies 
My generation has made me almost vomit, I am quite sick 

Copying the moves of the next man 
Original thoughts have been abandoned 
For to be original is to be unpopular 
Unfortunately, this is where the wheel of fortune has landed 

Bad has became good 
Confused actions are the norm in this twisted affair
Vultures lurk and prey on the weak
These sneaky snakes have overshadowed the biggest bear 

Animalistic ideology for many 
Trustworthiness is no more than a word 
The lexicon of the public has shifted dramatically
Advice is to be spoken but not heard 

In one ear and out the other
Words have little power to those who are deaf 
The world has become quite foul
Players are now taking shots at the refs
Categories: refs, absence, confusion, history, how
Form: Quatrain

Iambic Hockey

Across the ice the players skate around,
Defensemen, goalies, wings and refs abound.
The stands are packed with fans with cups of beer,
The pucks invade the nets to raucous cheer.
Categories: refs, sports,
Form: Iambic Pentameter

Premium MemberPitcher Deals

Pitcher deals.
Center snaps. 
Forward volleys.
Captain kneels.
Wing traps.
Road team rallies.
Runner steals.
Driver laps.
Bookies watch at O'Malleys.
Coach jaws.
Goalie paws.
Mothers pray.
Midfielder moans.
Winners eat macaroons.
Fathers look less gray.

Refs tally the time left
'Til the moon rises.
Fans leave, bereft,
Searching for further surprises.
Categories: refs, soccer, sports,
Form: Rhyme

Stripes

They both wear black and white,
Sport’s fans will see some tonight,
As one type skates on frozen water,
The other keeps a herd in order.

The man can get caught up in media hype,
Each has the same angle of stripe,
Only one has them down to the toes,
And tries to out run the foes.

Seeing far away is their asset,
Always watching out for a threat,
While the other kind may need to hide,
Making some calls they seem crossed-eyed.

A zebra is born looking like this,
All the while, hoping their enemy will miss,
Linesmen and refs are known to make a bad call,
In the end, it could be a team’s down fall.
Categories: refs, children, games, hockey, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberDadgumitrefereeism

Football coach Bobby Bowden was never one to cuss
But refs make mistakes and coaches have a right to fuss

“St. Bowden” as he was lovingly called by players
Instilled moral values and hushed all the naysayers

He’d not take God’s name in vain, so he coined dadgumit
It became his trademark, might appear in his obit

If a ref made a bad call, he’d race onto the field
Never said God d*** it, when the ref’s call he appealed

"Dadgumitrefereeism" got his point across
The refs would shy away because Bobby was the boss

Sometimes calls were overturned since Bobby was revered
Short and stout in stature, but the refs still shook in fear

The “Saint” played with God on his side and the refs knew it
Dadgumitrefereeism didn't bother God a bit
Categories: refs, funny, sportsgod, god,
Form: Couplet
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