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Eileen Wasn'T Flushed With Success
She urgently needed to pooh
No paper, what should Eileen do
She took off her drawers
And used them of course
Then disposed of them down the loo
Her knickers then blocked up the drains
Some plumbers found brown stained remains
So when you're using a loo
Just flush wee, paper and pooh
It's easy, folks should use their brains
Inspired by a story on sky news
4/24/18
Copyright ©
Jan Allison
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