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Eileen Wasn'T Flushed With Success

She urgently needed to pooh No paper, what should Eileen do She took off her drawers And used them of course Then disposed of them down the loo Her knickers then blocked up the drains Some plumbers found brown stained remains So when you're using a loo Just flush wee, paper and pooh It's easy, folks should use their brains Inspired by a story on sky news 4/24/18

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