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A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies

Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!" Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Toss the key now to the ocean Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Good King Wencelas Christmas Day has come around Let's play Dirty Santa Where your goodwill won't rebound We'll just go bananas Be as cheap as we can be Spend no more than fiver And I think we all agree Everyone's a miser We Wish You A Merry Christmas A bad girl I've been Forgive me my sin Please don't give me charcoal For the gift swap this year

Copyright © Vanya Evangeline

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