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VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY

In search of more vitamin D,
She stripped off her clothes by the sea.
But she looked rather rude, 
Lying totally nude;
Upon which the jury agree.

So her summer was spent in a cell,
Where she didn’t tan very well.
For the sun through the bars
Left embarrassing scars
Of black and white stripes, sad to tell.

Copyright © Bryn Strudwick

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