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Unintentional Innuendo

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He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie - he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me? Our first date, I wasn't feeling him, but then, okay, maybe we'd become friends and good company. When we arrived, I set the movie, he sat the couch. I said, 'be right back, need the little girl's room.' I returned to find him laying down stupidly exposed. he'd apparently decided to remove most of his clothes. "What made you think it'd be okay to self-display?" "Your words, 'be right back from little girl's room', I know it was a desire cue, so I got sexy for you." "Leave, leave now."

Copyright © CayCay Jennings

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