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Futz Misspelled But Not Misinterpreted

No offense.
None taken of course because you are a futz.
They said that you said that she said that we said….

I do not want to tell you this but....
I roll my eyes.
"You are a middle school aged futz with white hair," I tell him.

"No offense but, I think you need to know..."
Suddenly he realizes I have been trying to interject something.
It was not important before, but now he realizes I have stopped listening.


He stares at me.
"I am a what?"
"You are a futz," I tell him.

"Why would you say that?" Mr. Instigator asks me.
Because on this site, I cannot use the P, that's why, I think.

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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