The Thc Ordinance
I am fairly new to this Norwick community.
If I recall correctly
we have about forty thousand households here
where the Connecticut River
conjoins the Mohegan and Iroquois Rivers;
originally deep rich virgin eco-forest
of and for harmonic rhythm and blues.
So when I interviewed the eco-forest Mayor,
I asked him
Why write
the Norwick THC Family-Friendly Ordinance?
This came from nowhere.
No one from the local Democratic Party Committee
had mentioned we should soon expect to look
in this dramatic re-inhaling direction.
"Well,
the more active committee members tend to put their wallets
where their mouths and noses are currently ingesting,
if you follow?"
OK, so you were all in this together
and it didn't occur to any of you
this might induce a national spotlight?
"No,
we thought the Norwick Ban on Alcohol Sales
to Those Under the Age of SixtyFive
would probably do that.
The THC Family-Friendly Ordinance,
What's so unusual
about family-friendly ecopolitics?"
Well I think a critical question
from massive media markets
is where is your well researched positive outcome evidence
that THC is more family friendly
than is depressive alcohol?
"Have you tried both?"
Have you?
"OK, we can do this the long way.
If you have done both, and have a family,
then that is your primary evidence.
If you have only done THC,
then you probably wouldn't have asked that question
and you would be wondering,
as am I,
why this is not well-reported
and academically taught
and therapeutically resourced
and economically developed
in other eco-friendly centers,
like your ego-eco SelfIdentity
of BiCameral Fractal-Consciousness.
But, if you have only tried alcohol,
then your evidence
may be in damage to your depressed family relationships.
Now imagine only grandpas and grandmas
controlling who gets the booze in family markets,
and who does not
because young fools will drink and drive
when they can't even balance on a bicycle!
And, if you have tried neither,
then I guess your best evidence
is to come to a Democratic Town Committee Meeting,
over at the Senior Center,
for lunch
and we'll give 'em both a try,
but consecutively, never simultaneously,
while watching redundant Washington afternoon debates
on immigration
and taxation
and climate health v pathology
and health care giving and receiving
to see and hear what you suspect
they were drinking and not smoking
during their patriotic red meat power lunches."
No, thanks.
You had me with the first option.
"That so.
So why did you bother to ask?"
Because that's what I wanted to know?
"You wanted to know why we passed a THC-Friendly ordinance
yet didn't think this was even controversial
from a public health and safety perspective?"
Well yes,
but I'm also wondering why there wasn't even any Republican opposition.
"You're new here,
aren't you?"
I'll concede that question.
So how's it going so far?
"Well,
the police and the courts and lawyers
and maybe even the Emergency Wing
at the hospital,
and the ambulance drivers and EMTs
are feelin' kinda bored and left behind.
Playin' a lot of cards
and not generating the fees and fines
and insurance reimbursements
and fake non-profit donations
to the Punishing Chambers
of Political Commerce."
That doesn't sound encouraging.
"On the other hand
the Senior Centers are filled with smokey stories about,
well...
it's often difficult to say,
but certainly happy about WinWin nutritious outcomes,
so we don't worry a whole lot
about the synergetic details."
Anyone else doing better?
"Mainly the poor and suffering,
single-parent low-income households,
homeless and hungry and at-risk
building cooperatively-owned residences
and salvage
and entertainment
and renewable energy industries,
producing song and dance and rhythm
and story telling
and creation parable swelling
street opera sectors
of and for ecopolitical cooperative outcomes.
These are all deeper and wider
and probably higher
than healthcare giving and receiving prior
to unanimous Town Council outputs."
So what are your thoughts
about the remaining under-employed,
restorative mercy now overwhelming retributive justice,
for our medical and legal pathologist
depression problems?
"We were thinking of Anger Management
ego-eco therapeutic classes
through Left and Right
as Yang and Yin
co-arising glasses."
I worry I may know what that means.
"The reforesting police are supervising and supporting
growth of neighborhood permacultural parks and gardens.
They are also hosting organic interior and exterior wu-wei design classes,
for optimizing both ego and ecotherapies,
yoga and chi gong classes too,
some held at the schools,
from preschool through Norwick High,
and our community college and the technical high school,
and some of the Sabbath and Sunday Schools.
We now have an herbalist division
over at the hospital
that seems to pick up the slack
for their Emergency staff.
And the ambulances transport more plants than people,
seeds,
small fruit trees
for our edible reforesting projects.
It's called finding the economic cooperative WinWin solution
within the politically bicameral competing Either/Or problems."
How do these outcomes look for replication elsewhere?
"That would be a better question to ask elsewhere."
So that's how you want to end this interview,
with criticizing my culminating question?
"Sorry.
That is an excellent question,
not that you asked for my opinion,
but one I cannot answer
as I am not elsewhere
at the moment."
Anything else I should have asked?
"Do I really want to write about
why the Mayor wrote
this Norwick THC-Friendly Ordinance?"
Oh, I did ask that question.
"And what did you hear?"
Maybe yes, Left patriarchal;
Maybe notnot doublebinding no
to Lose wealth now
and Lose health later, as before
Right matriarchal.
"Hmmm...
Just enough to restore more vulnerable Tipping Points
of re-acclimating faith
in MotherEarth's original Green Estates
for THC-DNA-RNA extended family friendly
fractal reforesting alliances."
Copyright ©
Gerald Dillenbeck
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