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Daffodils and Landfills
O, the perfumed scent
of lilac and daffodil
You'll never replace the stench
of the repulsive local landfill
All hail to New Joisey, the Garden State
weeds, thorns and thistles your visit await
Yes, hail to Joisey, where the goils braid the hair
in their nose with acid rain from polluted air
Forget your long-stemmed roses and fancy poses
Gimme the stubby ‘toeses’ of Kardashians
Broads who look swell ‘til they open their yaps
Shut-up, honey. Unfasten your brassiere snaps…
All hail to New Joisey, the home of the oil slick
See the pretty colors stream o'er her highways
Yes, hail to Joisey, where the landscape's pure scum
Drink a toast to the reek of her rot ~ cheap Ripple and rum
Copyright ©
Gershon Wolf
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