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Razorback Decides
Ellen’s pet, a razorback was always near.
Why this happened was never fully clear.
Pete wanted to court Ellen, but had fear.
Zee, her pig had chewed off another man’s ear.
Thinking he was silly, his friends would jeer.
Just go over and be a volunteer.
Fat razorback gave Pete quite the leer.
Seems the pig was smitten, felt he was dear.
Pete and Ellen ended up married clear.
Zee joined the wedding party in his tux gear.
This was the first time Pete knew pig was queer.
So they got him his own buddy to commandeer.
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Caren Krutsinger
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