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The Actor Factor
If I were an actor on the big screen
With the cameras on me in every scene
I'd race for NASCAR on any old day
Date a couple starlets along the way
I could be Rhett to Scarlett O'Hara
Maybe I'd co-star with Rooney Mara
I'd be Maverick streaking across the skies
Or start a fight with ten blueberry pies
I could rob some banks with Bonnie and Clyde
Hang with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
I might act like Steve Martin in the Jerk
Battle Klingons with Captain James T. Kirk
Sail today on a Spanish flotilla
Or run away from Kong and Godzilla
I'd rule Mr. Robinson's neighborhood
Anything's possible in Hollywood
Copyright ©
Randy Freie
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