The Actor Factor

If I were an actor on the big screen With the cameras on me in every scene I'd race for NASCAR on any old day Date a couple starlets along the way I could be Rhett to Scarlett O'Hara Maybe I'd co-star with Rooney Mara I'd be Maverick streaking across the skies Or start a fight with ten blueberry pies I could rob some banks with Bonnie and Clyde Hang with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde I might act like Steve Martin in the Jerk Battle Klingons with Captain James T. Kirk Sail today on a Spanish flotilla Or run away from Kong and Godzilla I'd rule Mr. Robinson's neighborhood Anything's possible in Hollywood