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E-coli Scare


A fancy restaurant put up this sign:
We cannot guarantee if our fine
foods are contaminated by e-coli
much less detected by the naked eye.
This advice we therefore recommend:
Order and buy your dinners, then
take them home to eat – just in case
the urgency shows up on your face.
Our restrooms have each one stall
and we deplore a brutal free-for-all.

Copyright © Maurice Rigoler

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