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Fair and Square Humorous Patter Sayings Poetry Contest
A right and a left and around to the back
Line up like horses at the track
Queen of hearts, Jack of spades,
Gee up Neddy and promenade
Allemande left with your best front runner
Wink at your mate if you've pulled a stunner
Lift knees up and dressage round the room
It's the old style way to meet a groom
Comb your hair and tie your laces
Question why you come to these places
Do si do, you may as well since you're here
It all makes sense by the third or fourth beer
It's been a while, since this patter won fair lady
Don't dismay that they call you shady
Hurry up gals, choose your stud
Oh you're going home alone, I suspected you would
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Di11y Da11y
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