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Hogging the Cover
Hogging the Cover
By Elton Camp
Every night, Ralph settled into a warm cocoon
However, his comfy spot would disappear soon
The icy cold of the bedroom, Ralph had awaken
And he would see the cover his mate had taken
“Hey, you have got all of the cover, my dear.”
But Ethel was sound asleep and didn’t hear
He would find a blanket and lie on the couch
Better that than having her call him a grouch
Finally, a solution popped into Ralph’s mind
Thus, a hammer and some nails he did find
The bed covers he tacked right to the floor
So that Ethel couldn’t hog them up anymore
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Elton Camp
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