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not helpful honey

My dog smells like sewer
He runs toward me like a freight train
Jumps into my recliner and lollygags all over me

Now we both smell like sewer
I coax him into the bathroom
He is stronger than I am

No way I am getting him into the tub
my husband is yelling not to let him stay in the house
help I do not need

Copyright © Caren Krutsinger

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