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Ghostly Spirits From Deadly Arsenal Spell Haunting Annihilation

Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation

With mighty mouse and Hercules height 
tried to retrieve sanity spread loose;
a faded unpleasant memory - even enlisting
decades old cartoon characters: 
Natasha squirrel and Bullwinkle moose
flow of electrons the best-concocted juice
since the convection 
of white bread or couscous
for without Fios, light and heat 
the slow strangle via an invisible noose

gripped this bantam weight 
hen pecked papa - 
who tried to peruse
Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy 
while buried under 
blankets and towels - Toulouse
any and every molecule of heat, 
yet frigidaire within abode
(technically about 455 degrees Fahrenheit)
went with Brad and Ray, 
boot did not go vamoose.

Thine recollected diatribe 
analogous to a rite of initiation
thru fraternity gauntlet - 
no, not necessarily atchew 
anyway, I sure hope urine remission 
asper any offal debacle choking bugaboo
which once malignantly plagued 
your body, mind, spirit 
as fowl existence doomed matt chew
for when countless full moons ago, 
the force o mother nature drew

whipped out her scimitar,
where chaos such as 
power n telephone outages flew
sweeping across bulwarks, 
drawbridge over troubled waters,
and ramparts whereby 
huge limbs and wires
Ole man winter with 
a jude dish hiss punch did hew
indiscriminate to gentile or Jew
or one necessitating answering a call 

to deaf ack ate while atop the loo,
cuz such fate occurred there 
at previous residence 
DCCXXIV Railroad Ave n new
where the lack of heat or phone service
induce sing expletives stronger than poo
but...during the blackout,
this papa read by flashlight huddled
under mildewed layers of clothes 
n bland kits, and did rue
how susceptible n vulnerable society

to whims of natural faw iz - tis true
at least in my view,
whence this generic human
predicted he would become
apprised as fossilized, 
immortalized, and ossified,
thence accidentally discovered 
millenniums in future, 
hence as frozen petrified representative
per twenty first century,
where wily fox prudent terrestrial realtor.

Now that yar brow didst I scrunch
possibly goot dealt 
a similar meteorological punch
thus possibly lack king 
for electricity i.e. the life source energy,
this then mister mom, 
and taxi dad supposed back up hunch
hove (at that time) 

two prepubescent darling daughters -
oft times thrilled as punch
to kibbutz with during lunch
when dire circumstances 
imposed spurious silliness
to fritter away time – 
for measly grueling fodder,
earmarked, damned cold brunch.

Twas and still Liz 
a blessing social networks
allowed, enabled and promoted literary trait
virtually contrived acquaintances of yore, 
and usually visa vis discovery 
(though transient got me I rate)
hull reflect on technological 
modus operandi back 
before bachelorhood complemented
and supplemented mein kampf

with an affectionately loving mate
many years, and even of late
though amity, comity 
and felicity nestles this roost stir,
whose then newlywed bride 
that's my wife, he DOTH no longer hate
and communicate emotions
across the whirled wide web
(i.e. - this example 
between yourself and me) - 

Noah intent to grate
now, internecine warfare usually all calm 
on the western front
from hellish, gory figurative 
ball of wax bollix 
engineering denizens of fate
in tandem with banshees, gremlins, 
and jinns out the box of Pandora rollicked
their elements of Strunk and White,
and pandemonium they did fiendishly create.

Copyright © Matthew Harris

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